-looks up at Cloud as if expecting him to understand-
MEOW MEOW MEOW MRRRREEOW MEOW MEOW. MEOW. (RELINQUISH THE LOCATION OF THE OTHER CAT THIS INSTANT UNIVERSE FUCK TOY. PLEASE.)
Dude. Faust. You sound like a robot. Are you one?
edited 28th Apr '12 8:18:22 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanN-no... Not like hurting things...... not.....
Are cats in this world supposed to wear costumes like those?
Crate filled with a thousand zombies because why not. Everyone had pistols sans sixteen year old girl who ran for the car and Alice who bullet time killed everything after she got bored shotting a shotgun gangsta style with one hand. Also a lot of the survivor bus goers were outside for now reason at all and got eaten. Boo Hoo. They made it really vauge if the token Mexican (named Carlos) dies or not. Although I got the feeling that the movie didn't intend it to be vauge.
DeerNot that I know of. And that's not really a cat, either. All the more reason to keep it away from him, in case it wears off. -points to Faust-
Carlos survived, obviously. Alice saved him with her SPECHUL POWARZ.
edited 28th Apr '12 8:30:06 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistNope. Carlos lives to kill Black Guy soldier that turned zombie, but gets bit. Tech guy is eaten while Claire shoot "Nuuuuuuh!" several times in slow motion. Cowboy man gets bit, jumps off a tower. Alice takes down a satellite with her powers and tracks down a tent that the Umbrella staff was hiding under and kills them all sans Loli-scienceman who gets away only to get bit. He takes anti-virus, turns into afsnmdxnag Human Nemmy and tentacle rapes another one of his mooks.
Friend.
-Seeming to defy Cloud, Faust stays close to the cat.-
I........... see? I don't know anymore.
edited 28th Apr '12 8:37:49 PM by Tatsumar
DeerAlice has plot device powers! The best kind!
-kneels to look at Faust- Okay... you know how we're big and scary and have weapons to hurt people with? Well, that cat you're talking to is even bigger and scarier and has an even bigger weapon than — okay, maybe not me, but it's way more aggressive. I'm just warning you. He can't be your friend forever.
...Although now that I've said that, some god will try to make me look like an asshole.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist........... ......... I don't..... take orders..... from scary people...... anymore....
-Faust looks down-
......... Only friends....... friends that can't hold weapons...
-He still pets the Orge-
My.... isn't he a beast! A-almost as big as my father! And only a foot taller than I....
Carlos drives into a zombie horde and blows up after getting high. Alice evacs Claire and the other survivors from the failing plot with a heli. Alice and the loli-security team up after she learns that her blood creates Nemmys and could stop the zombie virus. :/ I am not making this up. Oh, and Alice accidentally kills a clone of herself. Whoops.
edited 28th Apr '12 8:50:29 PM by Tatsumar
DeerWho the hell gets high during a zombie apocalypse?
-goes to the kitchen and comes back with a butter knife in its mouth. swings the butter knife around-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Just because someone can't hurt you doesn't make them your friend. They have to want to be your friend as well. Haven't you ever considered what the cat currently trying to kill you with a butter knife feels like? What you're doing isn't fair to him.
-to Dante- Any ideas on how to handle Tifa? I'm still confused.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAlice goes all Tekken on lolicon-Nemmy and Nemmy gets diced by security lasers like those useless mooks in the first movie. Yeah, the main villain gets offed in the one memorable part of the first movie. They also forgot loli-security existed and used the clone that was dead to turn on the lasers and shut them off just before they killed Alice. Wesker is hiding in Japan, but now a thosand Alices are heading there. The End.
-Faust begins to giggle in a monotone manner-
Cute....... I'll.... protect friend......
Uh, child, Cloud is right. Leave that creature alone. It's almost impossible to tame beasts like that.
DeerMREOW. MREOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!(WHAT THE UNIVERSAL FUCK TOY SAID. WAIT YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!) -holds knife in mouth firmly-
So... they undeaded the clone in a manner that's not undead to make her turn on lasers? Really, that movie just sounds terrible from your summation.
edited 28th Apr '12 9:09:35 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Huhwha...?
-nods- It could stop being "cute" any minute now.
Besides, it doesn't work that way. I could say you're my friend now, because you can't hurt me, but that wouldn't be fair to you, would it? You certainly don't like me, so you'd be unhappy all the time.
-glares at the cat-
edited 28th Apr '12 9:11:22 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

.... I must stop thinking that everyone can ressurect after dying....
Deer