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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58801: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:08:41 PM

.... I must stop thinking that everyone can ressurect after dying....

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58802: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:10:22 PM

Yes. That's not generally applicable in this situation.

Wonder what Denzel would say...

edited 28th Apr '12 8:11:03 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58803: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:11:05 PM

   MREOW MREOW MREEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!! (YOU FOOL I SAID NOT TO TOUCH ME DO YOU NOT LISTEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!)   

edited 28th Apr '12 8:11:27 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58804: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:13:22 PM

......... finding other cat........

-Faust refuses to let go of Lime Cat and still keeps searching-

Denzel? Who's this?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58805: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:13:43 PM

-takes the cat and puts it down elsewhere-

-to Faust- ...You're really pushing your luck with that thing. Just saying.

-to Arrok- He's... well, he's not my son, but he's still mine.

edited 28th Apr '12 8:17:22 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58806: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:17:11 PM

Pfft, Vegas is covered in SAND. Another soldier is a pretty little not sixteen year old with the largest earings ever. Oh, they're driving to Alaska.

-Faust looks dissappointed-

..... finding other cat? Request canceled?

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58807: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:17:48 PM

-looks up at Cloud as if expecting him to understand-

   MEOW MEOW MEOW MRRRREEOW MEOW MEOW. MEOW. (RELINQUISH THE LOCATION OF THE OTHER CAT THIS INSTANT UNIVERSE FUCK TOY. PLEASE.)   

Dude. Faust. You sound like a robot. Are you one?

edited 28th Apr '12 8:18:22 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58808: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:20:22 PM

-seems vaguely insulted for some reason-

It would explain a lot.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58809: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:25:47 PM

N-no... Not like hurting things...... not.....

Are cats in this world supposed to wear costumes like those?

Crate filled with a thousand zombies because why not. Everyone had pistols sans sixteen year old girl who ran for the car and Alice who bullet time killed everything after she got bored shotting a shotgun gangsta style with one hand. Also a lot of the survivor bus goers were outside for now reason at all and got eaten. Boo Hoo. They made it really vauge if the token Mexican (named Carlos) dies or not. Although I got the feeling that the movie didn't intend it to be vauge.

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58810: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:29:12 PM

Not that I know of. And that's not really a cat, either. All the more reason to keep it away from him, in case it wears off. -points to Faust-

Carlos survived, obviously. Alice saved him with her SPECHUL POWARZ.

edited 28th Apr '12 8:30:06 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58811: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:31:59 PM

It used to be a giant ogre that I was in the middle of beating down. Then an outer god fucked with it and turned it into a cat.

   MREOW MREOW MREOW MREOW MREOW. (-just meows. ANGRY MEOWS.-)   

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58812: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:35:57 PM

Nope. Carlos lives to kill Black Guy soldier that turned zombie, but gets bit. Tech guy is eaten while Claire shoot "Nuuuuuuh!" several times in slow motion. Cowboy man gets bit, jumps off a tower. Alice takes down a satellite with her powers and tracks down a tent that the Umbrella staff was hiding under and kills them all sans Loli-scienceman who gets away only to get bit. He takes anti-virus, turns into afsnmdxnag Human Nemmy and tentacle rapes another one of his mooks.

Friend.

-Seeming to defy Cloud, Faust stays close to the cat.-

I........... see? I don't know anymore.

edited 28th Apr '12 8:37:49 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58813: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:41:53 PM

Alice has plot device powers! The best kind!

-kneels to look at Faust- Okay... you know how we're big and scary and have weapons to hurt people with? Well, that cat you're talking to is even bigger and scarier and has an even bigger weapon than — okay, maybe not me, but it's way more aggressive. I'm just warning you. He can't be your friend forever.

...Although now that I've said that, some god will try to make me look like an asshole.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58814: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:47:52 PM

   -MAJESTICALLY TRANSFORMS BACK INTO AN OGRE- -stands on hind legs and bares fangs in an effort to appear aggressive-   

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58815: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:48:15 PM

........... ......... I don't..... take orders..... from scary people...... anymore....

-Faust looks down-

......... Only friends....... friends that can't hold weapons...

-He still pets the Orge-

My.... isn't he a beast! A-almost as big as my father! And only a foot taller than I....

Carlos drives into a zombie horde and blows up after getting high. Alice evacs Claire and the other survivors from the failing plot with a heli. Alice and the loli-security team up after she learns that her blood creates Nemmys and could stop the zombie virus. :/ I am not making this up. Oh, and Alice accidentally kills a clone of herself. Whoops.

edited 28th Apr '12 8:50:29 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58816: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:54:03 PM

...That's your choice. Don't make me regret this. -puts the kitten back him his arms-

But... vaccines don't work that way... I don't think cures do, either... brain...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58817: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:54:21 PM

Who the hell gets high during a zombie apocalypse?

   -makes this face-   

   -goes to the kitchen and comes back with a butter knife in its mouth. swings the butter knife around-   

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#58818: Apr 28th 2012 at 8:55:44 PM

-is awesome-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58819: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:00:13 PM

...Just because someone can't hurt you doesn't make them your friend. They have to want to be your friend as well. Haven't you ever considered what the cat currently trying to kill you with a butter knife feels like? What you're doing isn't fair to him.

-to Dante- Any ideas on how to handle Tifa? I'm still confused.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58820: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:06:04 PM

Alice goes all Tekken on lolicon-Nemmy and Nemmy gets diced by security lasers like those useless mooks in the first movie. Yeah, the main villain gets offed in the one memorable part of the first movie. They also forgot loli-security existed and used the clone that was dead to turn on the lasers and shut them off just before they killed Alice. Wesker is hiding in Japan, but now a thosand Alices are heading there. The End.

-Faust begins to giggle in a monotone manner-

Cute....... I'll.... protect friend......

Uh, child, Cloud is right. Leave that creature alone. It's almost impossible to tame beasts like that.

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#58821: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:06:57 PM

   MREOW. MREOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!(WHAT THE UNIVERSAL FUCK TOY SAID. WAIT YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!) -holds knife in mouth firmly-   

So... they undeaded the clone in a manner that's not undead to make her turn on lasers? Really, that movie just sounds terrible from your summation.

edited 28th Apr '12 9:09:35 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58822: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:10:25 PM

...Huhwha...?

-nods- It could stop being "cute" any minute now.

Besides, it doesn't work that way. I could say you're my friend now, because you can't hurt me, but that wouldn't be fair to you, would it? You certainly don't like me, so you'd be unhappy all the time.

-glares at the cat-

edited 28th Apr '12 9:11:22 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#58823: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:12:43 PM

Don't want anyone........ to hurt you.......

-Steps toward the cat-

This movie series lasted four movies. I managed to go through the second and now the third one. I'm wondering how this movie had such a great budget for effects.

Deer
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#58824: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:15:39 PM

You could do something for her. Take her out for a night on the town or something.

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#58825: Apr 28th 2012 at 9:17:16 PM

And you're not listening. Fan-fuckin'-tastic.

Fine. Get clawed up and/or killed. See if I care.

-to Dante- I doubt that'd work... I don't know.

Because ZOMBIES + 'SPLOSIONS, U GUIZE!

edited 28th Apr '12 9:18:26 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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