-scratches his neck-
I probably should have mentioned this, but I've been intermittently losing control to Jenova for almost a year now. A few people are dead.
...
And, er...
...I had Reunion. I'm not sure how much human is left in me, anymore.
edited 28th Apr '12 3:09:08 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistBye!
-doesn't answer- She came here. I tried, but she won. She's still merged with me, but I managed to subdue her.
...
There was another Tifa I saw, too. Something went wrong. I wound up at home, but not my home. Different world or something. She said I'd been gone for years
...Apparently I missed a scientist there. Y-you went to him, and you —
You made yourself like me. W-we had another son...
...
I've scheduled a vasectomy for next week, anyway.
edited 28th Apr '12 3:20:31 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

I... yeah.
-puts the bottle down and gets up to leave- Thank you.
Probably going to do this offscreen, but what do you think should happen? On the one hand, healthy, nutritious canon. On the other, DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE! MUAHAHAHAHA! I can't decide.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist