Because I'm a real person and I have a name and a family and friends and I'm alive and I can go outside anytime I want and see the sky. And I'm unworthy and I don't deserve any of those things, but I have them anyway. You see? I have the best life anyone could hope for.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Garfeilduis sits down and reads his books, when suddleny a huge ball of fire blast through the same door Garfeilduis had kicked down-
Garfeilduis- Magic..
-Gaara is surprised and falls over-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg-Gaara face is a little singed, the signed skin cracks off-
Gaara- Yes... i believe.
-A man walks out form the smoke, he is carrying an ebony sword in one hand, and a fire spell in the other, his armour is all Ebony and black, it bleeds black smoke-
???- Hello travelers! It is I, DOVAKIN!
-Garfeilduis gets up-
Garfeilduis- HA! Imposter! I am The DOVAKIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg???- OH please! I am the DRAGONBORN! SAVOIR OF SKYRIM! You are the impostor SNEAK THEIF!
-Garfeilduis looks upset by this-
Garfeilduis- You damn Imperail! So loud and Obnoxiousness. I am the one who possess the Th'um.
-??? looks over at the Troll-
???- I AM PRISONER!
-Gaara looks on in indiscretion-
edited 26th Apr '12 9:24:09 PM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgGoddamn all this mispronouncing shit being thrown around here it's like nobody can speak proper English.
All right, let's all just slow down and stop yelling. Yelling leads to nowhere but arguing like school yard children over who gets next on the slide. Hi. My name's Dave Strider. May I ask the lot of you to calm down and introduce yourselves without blowing a shitstorm about it?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanPrisoner- I am Prisoner, Archmage of the Winterhold College of Magic, and the Harbinger of The Companions. AND I AM THE TRUE HERO OF SKYRIM.
-Prisoner puts his weapons back-
Garfeilduis- I am Garfeilduis, The Listener of the Dark Botherhood, and Guild Leader of the Thieves Guild. AND I AM THE REAL DRAGONBORN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

How are you lucky? Everytime I see you, something really bad happens to you. And I get impaled or shredded or decapitated every day...
Deer