Ha ha ha, you're joking right, dude? This is all an elaborate prank you're playing on the next person who was gonna come in here, right? Because if I could see Prankster Gambits they'd totally be dipping in your favor right now. Because that's a prank and you're just pulling my chain, right???
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanJust dealing with it as best as I can.
-notes Goat's growing weariness-
Dude, Cloud, are you capable of eating right now? Or at least chewing on some shit. I mean shit as a placeholder for something else. I obviously don't mean actual shit.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanAlright then, I got something for you that might help.
-takes out some Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurism Gushers
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Damn that's a mouthful to say. Anyway, Egbert's ghost nanna sprite pushed these onto me while I was at his place. I don't need them, but I couldn't refuse her. They have magickal healing properties or some bullshit I guess. Maybe they can help.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Why not?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist