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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57626: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:24:49 AM

(though Cloud's words cannot be heard, the lamp shakes violently all of a sudden)

A reaction! I'm gonna take that as a yes.

Hmmm....he can hear us without ears...but cannot speak without a mouth?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57627: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:29:18 AM

{Hello? Y-you can't...}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57628: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:32:17 AM

Don't panic Mister Cloud! I know we can't hear you, but just relax! We'll get you out of there!

(goes to pick up the artifact smashed on the ground)

(Credo notices Hayate's attire and is perplexed)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57629: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:38:01 AM

-"watches"-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57630: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:41:39 AM

(is holding the artifact that is still in one piece but a little dented)

Hmmm....how does this work.

(Credo silently requests the artifact and takes it)

No worries. I'll handle this Miss.

(is hit in the side by a sign saying "Miss")

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57631: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:43:43 AM

{Er... maybe that's not the best idea...}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57632: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:46:52 AM

(Hayate is holding Cloud in lamp form)

(carefully examines the artifact)

(taps it lightly)

(the artifact suddenly starts acting up)

(Cloud suddenly finds that he's standing again, but something doesn't feel right)

edited 25th Apr '12 9:46:59 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57633: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:48:29 AM

-looks around and at himself-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57634: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:50:40 AM

(as he looks down, Cloud sees the revealing catsuit Hayate was wearing earlier)

(Cloud also finds he's suddenly holding a lamp that's struggling in his hand a little)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57635: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:53:43 AM

-blinks-

...shit.

-to the lamp- Just... um, hold on, I'll fix this. If I'm dead, I need to return to the Planet....

-winces suddenly as Jenova attempts to convert Hayate's body- Whatever you did, undo it now!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#57636: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:55:54 AM

OK, this isn't making any sense at all.

"Yup. That tasted purple."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57637: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:57:12 AM

{Huh? W-what's going on?! I can't - (sees his own body holding him) - Is that me?!}

Dammit. Well, another light tap should.....

(taps it again)

(Cloud suddenly can't move again, although he's not in a lamp this time, and he feels that he can suddenly speak out loud)

edited 25th Apr '12 9:57:26 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57638: Apr 25th 2012 at 9:59:46 AM

Hello? What's going on? Where am I?

Here's a good idea: let's stop dicking around with the weird machine that's also currently broken.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57639: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:04:20 AM

Cloud's voice......its coming from that cell phone.....

(picks up Hayate's cell phone)

So you're in the phone now huh? Maybe you're right, we should cease this for now.....

(is still a lamp)

It seems the poor Miss is still in the lamp.

(the lamp shakes violently) {I'M NOT A GIRL!!!}

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57640: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:10:19 AM

Damn it...

Hayate is a boy. He's simply in the middle of a chain of confusing events.

-watches his body- You should probably move that out of the way. The bloodstains aren't ever going to come out of the floor, anyway.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57641: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:12:05 AM

I see. An honest mistake. (turns to the lamp) I apologize Hayate. I meant no offense.

{None taken.}

Hmm...

(starts moving Cloud's body away)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57642: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:15:14 AM

...

Well, this sucks.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#57643: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:20:50 AM

...

"Yup. That tasted purple."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57644: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:20:53 AM

I will return with help. You...uhhh...stay here till then.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57645: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:25:39 AM

Oh, no, I really feel like jogging right now... "stay here"... tch...

...

...

...

...

So... Asuka, was it? What exactly do you mean by "angels"?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#57646: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:27:39 AM

The short answer? Creatures the size of skyscrapers out to destroy humanity.

"Yup. That tasted purple."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57647: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:35:41 AM

Sort of like Weapons, then.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#57648: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:40:35 AM

Man. Gotta go now. Goodnight.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#57649: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:40:38 AM

(Blitz decides to chill a little and falls asleep. An occasional lightning strikes the ground, the coach or Cloud's hair every so often)

   (Reappears) ...Bin ich wieder in diese ... fremden Zimmer?   

Moar German, muahahaha! Also, hi everyone. What did I miss? Also, see you later, Badger.

edited 25th Apr '12 10:41:11 AM by FergardStratoavis

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#57650: Apr 25th 2012 at 10:47:11 AM

Cloud is dead and his soul is trapped in a cell phone. They stuffed his body behind the couch, and most of his blood is on the floor now.

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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