Trust me, I woulda been doin' him a favour...
A favour? You shot me!
They ask to be killed... woulda been cleaner than if they'd have gotten ya...
-sniffs- I don't smell anything here besides us and that weird dog thing that's not entirely a dog....
-to Asha- What do you mean, more of us?
edited 21st Apr '12 11:28:56 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-barks and basically does the motion here
briefly-
I can't find a gif of Bec doing the thing in the flash
edited 21st Apr '12 11:29:41 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHumans. Disgusting little buggers you are. Who would've thought you're so damn resistant? Either you're like that naturally - which I doubt - or there's more Anomalies like her... The High Command will be pissed off, I can already feel it...(Flash Steps on couch) The can of shit will be opened and it will be giant.
(To Dante) Don't make me laugh. And what's with those hair anyway?
(To Hudson) You don't look like one. You don't seem like anything even remotely dangerous, to be honest.
(To Cloud) Komato Assassin Asha under command of Komato General Tor. The best one.
(Looks at Hudson, then - not even half of a second later - something that looks like a firearm appears in his hand) Don't provoke me. You should be thankful I didn't decide to blast your insides earlier.
(To Cloud)...You mean General was here? Preposterous! Why would he bother with humans personally?
Whatever, man. They sent me on a bug hunt, so that's what I'm gonna do. They didn't pay me to shoot lizards and shit.
-nods to Dante- And nobody is shooting anyone. Thank you.
What do you mean, a bug hunt?
edited 21st Apr '12 11:48:26 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistYeah... well, no... kinda. There wasn't much on Ripley's briefing about 'em, but half the squad's been wiped out. That was some real ugly shit...
Last thing I saw before I showed up here was some real mean motherfucker
◊ comin' down on my ass...
edited 21st Apr '12 12:06:46 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSo they sent you out to take care of the local wildlife? You're an foot soldier?
Fuck that shit, man! I'm a marine. I use those guys to pick cocaine out from between my teeth!
-sits down, dumping his gun on the floor- They're no big deal when there's one or two... but there's never just one or two. We found this coloist... Jesus Christ, I'm gonna have nightmares about that for years.
edited 21st Apr '12 12:08:17 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

...There's more of you? I thought Tasen wiped out the vast majority of you during Alpha Strike.
And what are you? (to the thing faster than Flash Step)