You shittin' me?! I don't even know where the fuck I am, man!
-suddenly whirls around, aiming his gun at everyone- They're not here, right?
Who isn't — what?
Those things... they got into the ductwork and dragged me into the floor... thought I was a goner, but now I'm here. So I don't know what the fuck.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-lowers the gun slightly, but looks extremely unhinged- Private Hudson. Marine. Fuck, man, they're everywhere... they probably followed me....
If that's the case, I'm sure we can handle whatever it is. Nice to meet you, Hudson. Put the gun down.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-struggles to get free- Fuck no! Man, how do I know you're not all infected?!
...Er... infected how? Sort of...
-freaks out and blows a hole in Cloud's stomach with his concealed Stakeout-
-rolls off, clutching his stomach in pain- Th-the fuck was that for?!
...You're clean...
edited 21st Apr '12 11:11:25 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-gets back up and staggers over to a chair, looking less than pleased-
Christ, man, I didn't... shit... they'll put me away for manslaughter if I make it back alive...
Let's start over. -glares-
Shit, you work for the feds? Oh, man...
-to Dante- Give him a minute... I'll be fine in a few moments, it's not worth it.
edited 21st Apr '12 11:17:16 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist(Numerous Flash Steps take place. Before anyone can react, one Komato Assassin Asha is in the middle in the room, aiming at Hudson) Halt, Human Anomaly!
...Wait a minute, what the hell...? (lowers the gun, surprised. One can notice he has only one hand)
How the fuck was I supposed to know what he meant?! You should be thankin' me for being thorough! What if he was infected, man? I was in the middle of a firefight, now I'm here, I don't know what the fuck is goin' on anymore!
And this relates to you blowing a hole in my stomach, how?
-to new person- I swear, if you shoot me too, heads are going to roll.
edited 21st Apr '12 11:21:50 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-appears in between Asha and Hudson growling-
-sparks-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-wakes up and looks at the source of the noise-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean