OWW. God fucking dammit that hurts. And don't tell me what I can and can't say about his mother when it's the truth. And don't give me that bullshit about how I don't know who she really is because I fucking do. Get it? Fucking?
I don't get it, dad.
That's why you're a disgrace, son.
Too bad I don't caare about my family, then I'd sympathize with you more. You moving these horns any time soon?
Dad! I can prove you care about our family! Or at least me!
How? -dad and son are ejected-
Synchronized dance~~~
Goddammit. -dad's head accidentally snaps off and falls on the kid's legs-
... DAAAAAD!!!!
edited 20th Apr '12 7:34:54 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-dad's body is slowly reeled back up to the harpoon launchers-
Death Is Cheap where we're from. The unfortunate part is that he'll be back eventually. We all come back. Even when we've been crushed down to our internal organs.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

... -Stands up , letting his son rest on the floor, and rams his antlers straight into the Father's chest-
Y-you don't say that about your son's Mom!
Deer