Meta alert!
Must be a coincidence.
Cloud Strife. What's your name?
-to Dante- She... she got in contact with one of the scientists I failed to hunt down, and she... she said that if they couldn't make me human, she'd become like me... so she did.
edited 10th Apr '12 10:41:21 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAlso, Dante? That seems awfully familiar too... I dunno really.
But seriously, Cloud Strife? At first I thought you're a cosplayer, but... that sword thing looks pretty real. And also, you seem to be way too serious. Also, what have you just mentioned about Tifa isn't happening in the game as well!
Oh, lovely meta... Cloud's gonna be confused. :3
I... I can't run. I promised I wouldn't.
And I'm almost certain that whatever Tifa's carrying, it's not going to be a child. Not in the normal sense, anyway....
-swallows- I'd... I need to prevent the outbreak.
But... but I can't just kill her...
I don't know what to do.
-to Tohru- What do you mean, game? Of course it's a real sword. What else would it be made of, cardboard?
edited 10th Apr '12 11:00:25 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistBut... even assuming I managed that (which is very unlikely, considering we're not even past the First Trimester and Jenova's already whispering to both of them), if he ever had children, they'd...
There would be at least five carriers, then. It's dangerous enough now with two. How am I supposed to tell him he can't ever have a family of his own?
edited 10th Apr '12 11:04:10 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI — I don't even know what to do! Mom never talked about my father, I don't even remember the guy! I don't even think he married her! The only thing she said was that he was probably dead, and then she'd change the subject. How the hell am I supposed to raise a child, let alone a potentially psychotic alienspawn one?!
This was a bad idea... this was a bad, bad idea... I just came home, and she was like that, and her eyes were — and I didn't know what to do, she must have waited for ages, and I just — we wanted kids, I didn't know —
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Oh... Uh, right. Sorry. Dojima-san often berates me for talking too much.
But seriously, Mr. Blonde Hair, I've seen you somewhere... Uh, can I have your name, please?