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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53801: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:05:35 AM

Something's going on huh?

I think it's time for a little intervention!

(starts doing a bunch of dramatic Sentai poses, activates his V-watch and....)

HENSHIN-A-GOGO-BABY!

(TRANSFORMS! )

edited 10th Apr '12 6:06:13 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#53802: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:08:18 AM

-lunges at Joe-

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53803: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:08:28 AM

Eep!

Sorry...

Have any names picked out?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#53804: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:09:48 AM

One...

Gotta go

edited 10th Apr '12 6:10:15 AM by Jamdat369

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53805: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:12:01 AM

See ya. I'm gonna assume he just disappears.

Woah!

(prepares to dodge, but the assailant suddenly disappears)

...Huh.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53806: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:15:56 AM

-Cloud reappears in the room until further notice-

Oh god... oh god oh god oh god...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53807: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:18:08 AM

(to Cloud) Woah man! You look familiar! I think I've seen you in one of those JRPG's....

(notices his uneasiness)...uhh, you okay dude?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53808: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:21:06 AM

I — Tifa's — she's pregnant and infected and I've been gone for at least a year, if not two....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#53809: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:22:57 AM

...-snap back to reality-

Huh?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53810: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:24:14 AM

Woah woah, slow down dude.

Your girlfriend's...sick? You were gone for a year?

I, honestly, don't understand.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53811: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:38:23 AM

I... I'm going to be a dad — Tifa's like me now, she's —

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53812: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:40:40 AM

She's like you now? Lemme guess, you're not exactly human right?

Man, am I in Movieland already?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53813: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:51:41 AM

I... I'm not, and she's not, she — she volunteered for it, said she did it for me —

What — what am I supposed to do?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53814: Apr 10th 2012 at 6:54:05 AM

(Oh man, I really don't know what to say here....)

Uhhh...

(Ragna shows up in red text since Joe can't deal with Cloud's problems)

Hey Blondie, what's the matter? You okay?

edited 10th Apr '12 6:55:25 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53815: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:02:34 AM

-starts pulling his hair- Tifa's pregnant.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#53816: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:04:51 AM

Not my fault this time. I swear.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53817: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:11:48 AM

Your wife? And you're nervous about it? I overheard something about her....volunteering to become like you. What does that mean?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53818: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:13:03 AM

They made her like me... I let them hurt her...they changed her DNA, and filled her with drugs, and it takes months, if not years, and it's painful —

What if it's stillborn? What if the mako — what if Tifa goes crazy —

edited 10th Apr '12 7:15:04 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53819: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:17:38 AM

Shit, that sounds bad.

{What the heck kind of movie am I in this time?!)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53820: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:20:55 AM

It's permanent — whatever happens now, she'll be like that for the rest of her life....

She says she did it for me.

...

They're going to die. Her, and the baby, they're both — I know it — something will go wrong, something always does —

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53821: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:26:43 AM

Blondie, calm down. It's too late now. Now, I can't believe I of all people am saying this but, what's done is done. What happened is bad I know, but if there's nothing you can do about it now, then there's no point in getting so worked up. Although, honestly, it's completely understandable that you would get worked up.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53822: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:32:06 AM

-nods-

-closes his eyes and takes deep breaths-

The kid's gonna hate me....

I'd drink this away, but I really need to kick the habit.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53823: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:35:30 AM

Yeah...

Umm...anything else you can do? Other than drink?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#53824: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:39:29 AM

Not really...

My wife is now a genetically engineered, partially alien bioweapon, and the child she's carrying could potentially be the next Sephiroth. What do you think I should do?!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53825: Apr 10th 2012 at 7:42:44 AM

If Augus were here, he'd suggest FIGHTING it away. But Ragna will do.

How bout a little tussle? You and me? (grips sword) Maybe that'll help get your mind off of it?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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