-to Hades- Oh, you must have heard of Sorrow, haven't you seen a creepy guy borrowing souls to torment people that jumped into rivers?
And how do my continues fit with all that inevitability of death you talk about? I've died dozens of times so far and nothing happens except for my support team screming their lungs out.
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-to Snake- Oh, don't worry. I come to collect your soul after you finish your mission. Then I force you to relive it over and over again until the seq-.....next Mission.
-to Kotonoha- Well, I suppose a magical wish-granting artifact should do the trick. Know any good ones?
-to Hazama- You freeloading immortals are a leech on divine society, you know that? Here we are, fulfilling our godly duties, and you just live on your immortality welfare check, making eternal life harder for the rest of us!
edited 8th Apr '12 5:38:49 PM by MacDuffy
So that explains how I got my hands on the one-of-a-kind Patriot and the Ocelot's revolver during the Virtuous Mission! Thanks lord of the underworld, that was one of those fourth wall problems I still couldn't figure out.
edited 8th Apr '12 5:38:53 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."Give me a sec.
Snake: Hey, can you lend him your soul for a-
Elbruno: Don't even think about it.
Sorry Hades, no luck her- Oh wait you already got one.
edited 8th Apr '12 5:47:50 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."

No, I know that, but — I want to know if it's possible for me to die of old age. Or to grow old, period.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist