-Comes walking in with new hat- Since that creepy anime guy went away with my hat I had to go get a new one myself. It's still too fresh, it'll take days to get this blood out of my hair! -Sees new girl-
-Deadpan- Hi.
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."A pleasure to meet you, Dante-san. My name is Kotonoha Katsura and this(takes out the head out of the bag) is my boyfriend, Makoto-kun. Please forgive him his quietness, he's very shy.
She's just jealous that Makoto-kun decided to choose me over her. I can't see any other explanation.
(To Snake) Good morning, Mister(smiles and the aura thickens again)... Um, there is a crocodile on your head.
(To Cloud) Well, he was quite popular alongside many girls in our school... Let me count... Saionji-san - but she died some time ago - Katou-san, Kuroda-san, Kanroji-san - which is strange considering she does have a boyfriend - Ashikaga-san, Mori-san, Koizumi-san, Obuchi-san, Katou-san's younger sister, Saionji-san's mother - which I do find kinda creepy - Kitsuregawa-san... I'm not sure if those are all, not counting this girl.
I am not making this up. Makoto's #1 manwhore of all times.
edited 8th Apr '12 4:45:29 PM by FergardStratoavis
This one's an alligator. Couldn't find any crocodiles around here.
Snake: This girl gives me a bad vibe.
Elbruno: I don't like that title of hers neither.
-to Cloud- Do you know a better way to get them?
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-to creepy girl- Alligators are more likely to bite you in the crotch, speaking from experience.
Naked Snake, stealth operative and weirdness magnet. And yours would be?
-to Cloud- It's not a hobby, it's professionalism.
-to voice out of nowhere- ! Is this another dweller from beyond the wall?
-sees pizza- Is that anaconda or phython?
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."

Indeed he is, Mister... Uh, do I know you?
I thank you for your advice, Cloud-san... However, the girl contacts with him mostly when I'm not around or by phone. Everytime I return from, say, bathroom, Makoto-kun tells me that she was here. Stalking him just like Saionji-san...