-to Bot- Wouldn't you happen to be that -Deep Breath- METAL GEAAAAAAR!!!!...... that drunk Russian was talking about?
If you really want info, Naked Snake, stealth operative, weirdness magnet, and profesional animal taster.
-to Cloud- I told you I wasn't just bluffing with that.
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."(Hand Cannon is put off for the time being) The information shall be stored in my memory cells. Bio-Mechanical Frontal Combat Assault Unit Number 01, codename "Necromancer". A real pleasure, Gentlemen.
-stares-
I just saw you do that, didn't I?
And you made a joke.
Where's the damn beer when you need it?
-to the dragon- The next person to suggest I am romantically involved with him gets their arms ripped from their sockets... if I'm feeling generous.
edited 6th Apr '12 5:52:11 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-to Cloud- Your friend's quite amiable for a phycho madman, except for the cat part, you sure have low standards regarding madmen. -Turns to him- You have a name?
-to Bot- A pleasure to meet a robot that doesn't moo or is getting controlled by a phycho bisexual.
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-to Cloud- How come you can mess with time without getting berated by some old guy from the future?
-to Sephiroth- Hmm... a pretty boy, if I've learnt anything here is that this means you have lots of field experience and an impossible weapon. Am I right?
-sees cat-
-Stare-
.......CAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!
edited 6th Apr '12 6:05:26 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-hops into a vent and starts climbing-
"HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"
{Why does everyone hate Kitty? Kitty didn't do nuffin to them. Kitty just played with them and now that big scary thing is gonna eat me. :'( }
edited 6th Apr '12 6:16:05 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end-Jumps into vent with knife-
CAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!
- Crashes at the vent's entrance and falls into the ground face-on -
DAMNED CROCODILE HEAD!
-Stands up. Gives "I'm watching you" gesture to the vent-
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."

Blond what?
-to the robot thing- Cloud Strife. I make deliveries.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist