Well, there's this Sorrow guy that goes around carrying signs and putting me through a river with the ghosts of all the soldiers I've killed, if that's what you mean.
-Silence-
That sword of yours better have a non-lethal mode if you ever cross with him.
-Sees cat- -Stare-
(Must... hold... urge...)
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."He's one of the Cobras, he was a Russian soldier that could speak to the dead or something like that.
I never understood why he was codenamed The Sorrow, I mean, he's always talking about how life is sadness and stuff, but he always has that sinister grin everytime he shows up, like he's enjoying it. And it's not only him with the weird name, just look at The Jo-...
...
Forget I said that.
edited 4th Apr '12 3:06:22 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."Cetra?
-to Elbruno- About time you used the Parrot Exposition!
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."It their name for themselves. Also known as the Ancients. They're humans with the ability to speak to the Planet, and to the dead. I thought Aeris was the last one, but the Sorrow sounds like one, too.
Wait, you said he threw you in a river?!
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSorry to dissapoint you Cloud, but the guy's been dead for years now -Beat- That one wasn't my fault, OK!? He was killed during another soldier's mission, years before mine. - ... -
And on that river, well, I was the one that jumped into a river (long story). It was quite a fall, but I think it might've been just a coincidence, as the river I saw myself in wasn't anything like the one I jumped into. It had this burning forest, not to mention those pissed off ghosts.
Anyway, do you hear the sound of that Elbruno dude telling me he has to go. Well I do! -BOING!-
edited 4th Apr '12 3:31:36 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil.""HSSSSSSS. HSSSSSSSSSSSS. MRRRRRRRRR Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
{MINE. Go find your own human to pet you.}
{And don't eat my chicken.}
edited 4th Apr '12 3:44:02 PM by Shaggy
If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end

This one is better
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-Attempts a grab- -Barely misses-
Good call Cloud!
See? This is one of the bad things about these guys, sometimes they feel the need to kill everything in sight. -Reaches radio-
Snake: WHAT WAS THAT JUST NOW!?
Elbruno: I-I don't know, I didn't press anything!
Snake: DAMN YOU'RE USELESS!
Elbruno: Wait hold on... -Techy stuff happens- There! Now there shouldn't be any problems of other people pressing buttons!
Snake: THERE BETTER BE!
OK, problem solved.
edited 4th Apr '12 2:54:11 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."