Anyway, I just need you to tell me- *sees sword*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *UNWRITABLE GRUNTS!*'
Snake: WHERE DID HE GET A SWORD THAT BIG SERIOUSLY!?
Sigint: That's the Buster Sword man Dayum! Manufactured in another world or somethi-
Snake: HE'S LIFTING IT WITH ONE. HAND.! How is that thing supposed to be any practical!?
Sigint: Snake, you seriously never heard of BFSs?
Snake: If I've heard of what now-? *boop*
*Sees he's getting stared at*
Hey, I'm used to spider soldiers, a dude covered in bees and some cow rocket tank, but this draws the line. What kind of advice am I supposed get from some hard-to-tell-if-dude dude with an impossible sword?
edited 3rd Apr '12 2:42:20 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."Hello.
-to Snake- Okay, for one thing, I'm a man. For the last time, if I have to unzip my pants and whip my dick out to convince you people...
Whatever. For another, it's more than one. -disassembles it in about ten seconds to show him, then puts it back together-
◊ And it's practical for me. I'm a bit stronger than I look. I'd break anything smaller.
And thirdly, how does this prevent me from giving you advice on how to avoid The Man?
edited 3rd Apr '12 2:44:56 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI won't. Relax.
-to Joker- I want to be able to send Denzel through an institute of higher learning, but even then, if I take a few jobs from Dante, that should sort itself out as well.
-to Virus- Sounds eventful, I guess. I prefer the quiet life, myself.
edited 3rd Apr '12 2:48:57 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistYou need a job...? Huh... What can you actually do, Kaboom? We need profess-I mean, people who know what they're-no, this won't do either... Huh, we're looking for people who just happen to be good at killing things.
(To Cloud) Eventful? Maybe a little. Though many things happened since I started my career...
edited 3rd Apr '12 2:53:13 PM by FergardStratoavis
So, like, is Japanese your primary language? But you speak perfect English...
I'm sorry? I'm not speaking English, I thought everyone was just very proficient at Japanese.
-both are incredibly confused-
Let's choose not to dwell on this further.
Agreed.
Talking To Yourself feels weird.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanUh-huh...
Look Stripe, rule of thumb: If it can cut through the box when hidding it doesn't work. Zero never told me anything about a swordman, and he's too busy being British like to say anything else, but I got the entire army and that bisexual vampire on my trail, so I guess any kind of advice works now.
Just 2 things: You're not touching the box! and The croc head stays where it is!
Wait, was that a genie just now?
edited 3rd Apr '12 2:56:35 PM by Elbruno
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."...Cooking maybe? To be honest, I'm tired with our daemon-possesed toaster who tries to strangle me with its cable every time I enter the kitchen.
Also, not to worry. We're perfectly reasonable fellows.

-nods-
Dunno. I'm usually here for days at a time.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist