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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50226: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:11:40 PM

Explosions are the only things I can hear without my cone... And it's damaging my hearing further... Heh heh...

Eh? Who would've liked me, mon ami?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50227: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:16:45 PM

Jessie. She used to work for Avalanche, she was the main explosives technician. Said she was into "flashy stuff". You remind me a bit of her.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50228: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:18:41 PM

Oh... that dead woman... I wish I could've met her too... There's not a lot of explosive experts around these days....

I shouldn't be sad right now... I just came back to life a day ago... and I just blew up a tree... I shouldn't be sad...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50229: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:28:34 PM

-nods- We've both got a lot to be happy about. Come on. -heads back inside-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50230: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:29:58 PM

Uh... y-yeah... Happy thoughts, happy thoughts...-follows Cloud inside-

What was t-that sound? Is there another attack?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50231: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:33:56 PM

No, just a grenade.

-sighs- Dante's married... can you believe that? Seems like everything's been happening so fast.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50232: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:35:34 PM

Oh... j-just a grenade?

The Mousier is? How wonderful! ... I wonder if I'll ever be married... It sounds really nice...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50233: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:40:27 PM

I suppose it is. Not sure about myself and Tifa, though... we're doing fine now, but... well, stuff...

Anyone you have your eye on?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50234: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:42:33 PM

Ah... you're married too? Congrats... And no... no one would wanna have a broken mouse like me... They wanna get with the uninjured soldiers...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50235: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:49:02 PM

-chuckles- Nobody wants the psychopaths, either, but here I am. You'll find someone.

Mind you, after last week, I'm not sure how long it'll last....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50236: Mar 31st 2012 at 9:55:22 PM

I saw it... they took one look at my hearing cone at the bar and left me for the others...

Ah! What happened!? Please don't tell me it's that dire!?

-listening from the staircase- Y-yeah.... what happened?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50237: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:04:47 PM

Nothing... we got into a discussion... she wants kids.

Was reading a crappy "CLOWD STRIFF'S DAUGHTER HAZ SOOPER SPESHUL POWAHZ" fic, and a bunch of fridge logic struck me about the implausibility of it all (even disregarding the Mary Sue-ness).

edited 31st Mar '12 10:05:31 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50238: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:06:22 PM

Oh... one of those things.... Eh heh heh... Wonder what kinda kids I might have... Might...

.... That is why I avoid (most) fanfiction... >w>'''

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50239: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:11:12 PM

FF.net, why must you break my heart time and time again with your 90% ? :(

It's not that I don't want to, although I'm not sure I could handle more than Denzel... it's that there are way too many risks involved. Especially for someone like me.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Shaggy Kitty! from Purgatory, ME Since: Jan, 2012
Kitty!
#50240: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:18:20 PM

There is fanfiction out there that is actually good?

-comes back after raiding the fridge, and half the contents of the fridge are among the floor-

"Mew!"

If anyone in the thread wants to kidnap me, I don't mind. We'd just be in their van drinking Mountain Dew and watching MLP for days on end
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50241: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:19:46 PM

If you're willing to wade through a lot of bad, yes. There is.

-sighs and starts cleaning up-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50242: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:21:11 PM

Too many risks... Huh, that's what they said when they suggested the main explosives expert couldn't be a deaf man.... Working as a private when you know you could do better sucks...

Achoo! Oh... Mousier kitty is back! Oh, you made such a mess...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50243: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:27:23 PM

It's.. well... first, there's the act itself. Every time we get intimate, there's always a chance I could snap her spine like a twig. Then, there's the fact that assuming constant exposure to mako over several years hasn't done irreperable damage to my DNA, the fact that I'm technically no longer human might make that negligible. The kid could have four arms and no lungs, or be born blind, or with claws, or even worse, they could be born a carrier, like me. I'd be making another Sephiroth.

Then, there's the financial situation, since neither of us are exactly millionaires....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50244: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:35:38 PM

Achoo! ... Ah... I'm sorry Mousier... I do hope that you two could be happy with eachother still!

... M-maybe if I pretend I'm not deaf, and try to learn how to read lips.... Maybe they wouldn't laugh at me when I'm trying to get with them...

edited 31st Mar '12 10:37:46 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50245: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:44:46 PM

That could work....

-sighs- Or maybe I'm sterile. Hojo wouldn't want his experiments breeding, maybe he did it years ago and I never noticed. Or maybe all that mako exposure would have done it.... Not to mention there's a good chance that, assuming the kid turns out completely human, I could contaminate them accidentally. A scraped knee, a kiss on the cheek, they'd be dead in an hour at most. Or maybe they'll be a carrier but remain sane somehow (which is impossible, considering they'd have nine months of alone time with Mother Dearest), then they had kids, and those kids had kids, and all the while, Jenova was spreading... it'd be Reunion all over again, only worse. It could destroy the world —

Sorry, I shouldn't have ranted like that....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50246: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:46:36 PM

-whimpers a little-

No no... it's alright for you to rant. I understand that need.... Why don't you just adopt a child if this Tifa wants a brother or sister for Denzel?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#50247: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:55:56 PM

Money. Tifa runs a bar, I run a delivery service. Both are steady jobs that pay enought to get by, but that's it. With that salary, we send Denzel to school, put food on the table, pay the bills. It's enough for what we have now. Not sure we can afford anymore than that.

-finishes cleaning and washes his hands-

edited 31st Mar '12 10:56:32 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#50248: Mar 31st 2012 at 10:58:36 PM

Ah.... I guess money is always a problem, isn't it? I hope Denzel will grow up to be a great young man...

You're lucky you're even able to afford food for he three of you. We have to steal in order to feed the two of us back at home...

Deer
Jamdat369 Does What You Don't from Terca Lumireis Since: Sep, 2011
Does What You Don't
#50249: Mar 31st 2012 at 11:00:06 PM

If you ever need some cash don't be afraid to ask. Turns out demon hunting is pretty lucrative when you don;t have a mountain of debt looming over you.

"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#50250: Mar 31st 2012 at 11:03:03 PM

What about all the collateral damage?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.

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