Cloud is dead and stuck in a Room101 or Limbo or something. I can't post anything until Jam gets back. >:( Discussion is had about Skyrim and Dragonborn and slaughterfish.
edited 29th Mar '12 3:50:01 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistWoo, go context clues!
This... this money... this is enough to keep Maya's burger habits in check, pay off the bills for a while, and a little something extra!!! But...
-eyes Lifty and Shifty-
("Come on, Phoenix! You can do it! You can do the right thing and not be greedy and send one squirrel son of a gun to jail! Just... but all this money... it can help me so....")
(on the ground doing this)
◊ ARGH!!!
-completely destroyed between the decisions-
("Either do the right thing or earn large sums of money that can set me for life... It's the De Killer case all over again! Except money is on the line instead of Maya and the convict is a squirrel instead of Engarde...")
("Wait a moment... I should make sure that these bills are definitely useable in America. That way I don't fall trap to some sort of comeuppance that could occur should my greed take over!")
-takes a few of the bills and examines them-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-completely broken now-
("It's over. I don't want to leave these kids resigned to a constant fate of cruel and unusual deaths by the hands of some really weird squirrel, but that money can set me for life! ... what would you do, Mia?
...I need to do the right thing, don't I? Hard to tell when Maya isn't here to channel you.")
-gets back up with a slight grimace on his face-
Don't worry, kids. I had a slight lapse in my judgement, but I'm alright now. I'll definitely get Splendid Squirrel convicted to help you guys.
◊
This is obviously going to end in Splendid Squirrel only getting, like, two weeks sentence or something to screw with Phoenix, isn't it?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Godspeed.