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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48676: Mar 28th 2012 at 7:49:57 PM

DOUBLE OBJECTION!

My client's condition has no bearing on the actions of the defendant! The defense is attempting to blame the damaged party for its own tragic disorder!

AND, as has been said, two of the alleged murders were not the result of theft!

edited 28th Mar '12 7:50:54 PM by MacDuffy

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48677: Mar 28th 2012 at 7:59:48 PM

(that famous expression)...

("Argh, that was so obvious Wright! Why would you try that and why I am I suddenly defending this guy for real???")

...no further questions, your honor.

-sits back down- Juggling homework and this, YEAH.

edited 28th Mar '12 8:00:05 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48678: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:02:42 PM

S-sorry Suit Man... I really am...

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48679: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:04:26 PM

Aw jeez meng. :c

Very well. Call your next witness, Mister Birdman.

I would like to call Miss Giggles Chipmunk to the stand!

edited 28th Mar '12 8:04:51 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48680: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:05:40 PM

-watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48681: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:06:58 PM

Aw jeez man, he was glaring at me the whole time!

Yeah, I saw... but after this, he won't hurt you anymore, okay?

-Takes her seat- Hmm hmm~ Giggles, reporting for duty~ Heh heh!

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48682: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:09:23 PM

Now, Miss Giggles. The Raccoon brothers tell me you were a witness to some of their killings at the hands of the defendant. Is this true?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48683: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:09:36 PM

-to the raccoons- Guy with a sword here. I'll be breaking up any fights, which won't happen, so my presence here should be unnecessary. -stares at everyone pointedly-

-heads to the back and leans against the wall with his arms crossed. Says nothing-

edited 28th Mar '12 8:10:52 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48685: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:14:51 PM

Oh.... those creeps? Yeah, I did. For the first case, they tied both me and Petunia up while robbing our lemonade stand. Of course, Splendid did set us on fire with his eye beams, along with a few other people, before yes, boiling them in the lake... He also killed us with highly projected vomit.

For the second case, I didn't see the Raccoon Brothers, but I did see the whirlpool into the pit of lava, and the third case I was on fire. From a lightsaber Splendid eye lasered before the alledged events happened.

She called us creeps... guess she wouldn't like me.... Brother, you're lucky you're in a relationship....

edited 28th Mar '12 8:15:41 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48686: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:16:44 PM

Wow. You're making this case a lot harder to defend for as more testimony comes up.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48687: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:17:14 PM

-shrugs- You don't have one, and I know how to restrain people without unneeded violence. Win-win.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48688: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:18:49 PM

Okay, I admit I'm a little clumsy with my heroism...

Interesting! So are you saying that you too have been killed as a result of the defendant's pursuit of "Justice"?

I do have one, and he works just fine thank you very much!

-points to the bored and pathetic-looking bailif-

Besides, all those voices tell a different story, Bucko.

edited 28th Mar '12 8:20:35 PM by MacDuffy

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48689: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:20:24 PM

Yes, even though I don't commit any crimes.

You think she'll give me a chance if I apologize for robbing the lemonade store...

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48690: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:21:28 PM

Do you know of anyone else who became collateral damage on the defendant's so-called, "crusade"?

edited 28th Mar '12 8:21:53 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48691: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:24:24 PM

-waves his hand dismissively- So I have a few issues. I'm usually in control, and it takes quite a bit for me to lose it. Besides, there are two plaintiffs, and the defendant isn't exactly normal. How well do you think he'll do on his own?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48692: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:26:40 PM

You think I got the name "Mentok The Mindtaker" by picking azielias? My courtroom will remain in order.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48693: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:27:45 PM

Oh... I dunno... just about everyone except for maybe Flippy. He's killed a lot of innocent people.

-Mime nods in the audience-

N-nah... she's way outta my league... Besides, I bet that Cuddles kid still loves her....

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48694: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:28:55 PM

-shrugs- I'm here if you need me.

-watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48695: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:29:15 PM

Nothing further, Your Honor!

Cross Examination, Mister Wright?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48696: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:38:07 PM

-watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48697: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:40:45 PM

("Oh man... just how can I pull this case around???")

("Maybe... turn it around? Think, Wright... Squirrel is on trial because of "excessive justice", now how can I turn this around... I can't! This case is way too sealed against him! Video evidence and all! Several of them are completely innocent in his escapades! Not to mention how overboard his punishments are to begin with.")

...none, your honor.
Sorry to say this, but the odds are piled on hard against you. There's only so much I'm capable of.

I'm being incredibly honest here, bluffing tactics that Wright is renowned for seem like a moot point here.

edited 28th Mar '12 8:41:52 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48698: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:42:34 PM

-watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48699: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:45:56 PM

Some lawman YOU turned out to be!

Anymore witnesses, Mister Birdman?

Nope.

Okay...Mister Wright! Call your first witness!

edited 28th Mar '12 8:47:22 PM by MacDuffy

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48700: Mar 28th 2012 at 8:48:46 PM

Well here's hoping we can somehow fix this, unfortunately you are my only witness that could possibly help your case as I don't know of anyone else.

I call the defendant, Splendid Squirrel, to the stand.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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