(that famous expression)...
("Argh, that was so obvious Wright! Why would you try that and why I am I suddenly defending this guy for real???")
...no further questions, your honor.
-sits back down- Juggling homework and this, YEAH.
edited 28th Mar '12 8:00:05 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-to the raccoons- Guy with a sword here. I'll be breaking up any fights, which won't happen, so my presence here should be unnecessary. -stares at everyone pointedly-
-heads to the back and leans against the wall with his arms crossed. Says nothing-
edited 28th Mar '12 8:10:52 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOh.... those creeps? Yeah, I did. For the first case, they tied both me and Petunia up while robbing our lemonade stand. Of course, Splendid did set us on fire with his eye beams, along with a few other people, before yes, boiling them in the lake... He also killed us with highly projected vomit.
For the second case, I didn't see the Raccoon Brothers, but I did see the whirlpool into the pit of lava, and the third case I was on fire. From a lightsaber Splendid eye lasered before the alledged events happened.
She called us creeps... guess she wouldn't like me.... Brother, you're lucky you're in a relationship....
edited 28th Mar '12 8:15:41 PM by Tatsumar
DeerOkay, I admit I'm a little clumsy with my heroism...
Interesting! So are you saying that you too have been killed as a result of the defendant's pursuit of "Justice"?
I do have one, and he works just fine thank you very much!
-points to the bored and pathetic-looking bailif-
Besides, all those voices tell a different story, Bucko.
edited 28th Mar '12 8:20:35 PM by MacDuffy
-waves his hand dismissively- So I have a few issues. I'm usually in control, and it takes quite a bit for me to lose it. Besides, there are two plaintiffs, and the defendant isn't exactly normal. How well do you think he'll do on his own?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist("Oh man... just how can I pull this case around???")
("Maybe... turn it around? Think, Wright... Squirrel is on trial because of "excessive justice", now how can I turn this around... I can't! This case is way too sealed against him! Video evidence and all! Several of them are completely innocent in his escapades! Not to mention how overboard his punishments are to begin with.")
...none, your honor.
Sorry to say this, but the odds are piled on hard against you. There's only so much I'm capable of.
I'm being incredibly honest here, bluffing tactics that Wright is renowned for seem like a moot point here.
edited 28th Mar '12 8:41:52 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

DOUBLE OBJECTION!
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My client's condition has no bearing on the actions of the defendant! The defense is attempting to blame the damaged party for its own tragic disorder!
AND, as has been said, two of the alleged murders were not the result of theft!
edited 28th Mar '12 7:50:54 PM by MacDuffy