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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48576: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:27:53 PM

If that's what works for you....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48577: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:30:31 PM

He's a superhero..... Of course he's gonna kill us....

They always do.... always wanting to use too much force on two kids that wanna make a quick buck...

edited 28th Mar '12 4:31:45 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48578: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:43:27 PM

You're not going to die. That doesn't mean much, coming from me, but I promised you.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48579: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:45:38 PM

T-thank you Blondie.... I've always been scared of superheroes....

Blondie... You're a real pal.....

I should offer my protection as well. After what Mousier Shifty did for me....

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48580: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:45:39 PM

Someone out to whack these two fine young men?

Perhaps I could help you with that!

edited 28th Mar '12 4:46:04 PM by MacDuffy

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48581: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:46:56 PM

-retracts into a ball instinctivly- Make it quick.... just make it quick....

Y-you stay away!

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48582: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:47:58 PM

Ohohoh, no! I'm not your assassin! As a matter of fact, I could be your attorney!

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48583: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:50:32 PM

-watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48584: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:52:44 PM

-bends down to hand Shifty a business card-

Name's Harvey Birdman! I'm an attorney for the Sebben & Sebben Law Firm!

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48585: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:53:11 PM

Hell no! Go away you creep!

We don't trust superheroes! All they do is just killin us!

Mousier... I must apologize, but my friends wouldn't like to talk to you....

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48586: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:55:00 PM

You have two minutes to leave before I force you to. You broke the rules.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48587: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:55:38 PM

Well! -dusts his coat- I'll have you know my superheroing days are behind me! But I guess SOOOOME people just can't let the past go. Harumph.

-turns to Mouse- You seem like the guy I need to talk to.

-to Cloud- ...Rules? You mean, like, Loitering?

edited 28th Mar '12 4:56:43 PM by MacDuffy

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48588: Mar 28th 2012 at 4:58:44 PM

I'm not sorry for hatin you...

I need an attorney? Oh my.... I didn't do anything wrong, did I?

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48589: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:00:26 PM

Sounds to me like you're pretty scared of superpowered nutjobs giving you the once-over! Somebody put a hit on you? Maybe a costumed freak terrorizing your town?

edited 28th Mar '12 5:01:06 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48590: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:01:38 PM

No. Rule #3. -points- Neither you nor that pirate should be in here.

The rules don't really do anything due to meta, do they? :)

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48591: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:03:06 PM

Splendid... That crazy man targets us because we're the only criminals in town. We're just small time robbers and we throws out all the guns on us...

H-he..... He boiled us alive in a lake just for findin out his weakness once...... Kryptonut....

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48592: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:03:26 PM

....Pirate?

-pulls out a notepad and scribbles it down-

Potential....insanity.....case.....Alright, where were we?

-To the Raccoons- Sounds like this guy's got plenty of charges against him! Just hire me and we can have that psycho behind bars in no time!

edited 28th Mar '12 5:04:48 PM by MacDuffy

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48593: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:04:15 PM

!

An attorney?

edited 28th Mar '12 5:04:29 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48594: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:04:45 PM

And now you have one minute. Speak quickly.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48595: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:05:40 PM

-looks at Cloud again and returns to the notepad-

Aggravated....assault....in the....first degree...

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48596: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:07:59 PM

Splendid? In jail? Not killin us?

.... Y-yeah, please do so! How much is the cost?

Splendid not killin me.... No more bein scared of bein torn apart limb by limb from him....

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48597: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:09:40 PM

About......two hundred-fifty up front and another three hundred should I win the case!

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48598: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:11:41 PM

Kids, you do remember my one time free services to you right? If you need anyone in court, just come to me so you don't have to wring any cash out of yourselves.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#48599: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:12:41 PM

-The twins look at eachother worriedly. After a while, Lifty lets out a sigh and takes his favorite jeweled crown from his pocket-

Is this enough? This is the shiniest crown I own....

We know, Suit Man.... it's just that you're a defense lawyer...... And just a human.... We'd think it would be safer for you to just handle a case where we need defense rather than attacking a violent superhero...

edited 28th Mar '12 5:14:20 PM by Tatsumar

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#48600: Mar 28th 2012 at 5:13:11 PM

Hey, attourneys can't bribe with free cases, that's cheating!

-inspects the crown-

...That should cover it! I'LL take the case!

edited 28th Mar '12 5:14:34 PM by MacDuffy


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