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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48001: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:45:00 PM

There is no bigger goal. The goal is simple.

We are at war with the Blues. Our objective? Kill the Blues. Simple.

I will admit that sending those wretched Blues to hell does bring some personal gratification.

edited 26th Mar '12 8:46:02 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48002: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:48:58 PM

So... after they're all gone you just live life as you normally would?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48003: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:51:34 PM

Well....uhhh.....I guess.

But as long as Blues exist! I will hunt them down! One by one! And skin them alive! And I will enjoy it!

...wait a second.....I just noticed your Blue suit....(reaches for shotgun)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48004: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:53:59 PM

HOLD IT!!!

(avatar expression) This suit's color just happens to compliment me the best! Stick me in anything else and I look terrible. I am not a member of that Blue Team you despise so much nor will I ever will be as I am a lawyer first and foremost.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48005: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:54:58 PM

...

Well, I suppose that's a purpose....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48006: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:55:07 PM

Hmph. Lawyer huh?

Well I can understand that. Can I at least burn your suit? You know, without you in it?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48007: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:56:52 PM

No. This suit is iconic of me next to my hair.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48008: Mar 26th 2012 at 8:57:40 PM

Hmmm. Here. Wear this instead.

(Hands Phoenix the outfit that he will wear in Apollo Justice, complete with beanie hat)

Wait a minute, I just noticed this beanie hat is blue too!

(throws beanie hat to the ground and shoots it with shotgun)

Die Blue scum!

edited 26th Mar '12 8:58:20 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48009: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:00:05 PM

(the ever versatile avatar expression) ...I'll look like a hobo- you just really want to destroy everything blue, don't you? Up to and including the suit that makes me give off a professional flair.

("Well on the upside I'll look considerably less like one now that he's destroyed the beanie.")

edited 26th Mar '12 9:00:50 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48010: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:03:25 PM

.......yes.

I think there was one occasion where he found out that aliens had Blue blood. He then spent the next 3 weeks thinking about how he could kill their blood.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48011: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:06:10 PM

-sighs- Just... give me a moment then.

-takes the clothes and goes to the bathroom-

To photoshop!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48012: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:07:20 PM

...-blinks-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48013: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:25:28 PM

the part where i get artsy fartsy is the part where i should start slowing down and backing up.

Well... here you go.

-tosses the blue in the middle of the room-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48014: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:27:01 PM

Thank you Mr Lawyer.

I will now proceed with the burning!

(pours gasoline on the blue suit)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48015: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:29:03 PM

-sniff-

("Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?")

edited 26th Mar '12 9:29:29 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48016: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:33:10 PM

Simmons! Pass me the matches!

On it sir!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48017: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:36:46 PM

-fidgets-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#48018: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:38:00 PM

Is there any reason why we're burning things, or is it just for fun?

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48019: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:42:00 PM

I guess it's so that guy doesn't go crazy over my blue...

-sniffle-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48020: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:43:51 PM

(the blue suit has now burst into flames)

(not wholly satisfied, Sarge begins to shoot at it with his shotgun)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#48021: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:46:15 PM

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mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#48022: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:49:22 PM

I... hope that there's no problem with green?

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#48023: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:52:09 PM

(Sarge turns away from shooting for a sec)

Green huh? Well that is a cold colour. Is there anyone in Blue Team with green armor?

To my knowledge, no sir.

Then green's fine!

(resumes shooting the suit)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#48024: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:53:14 PM

That's a relief. I don't own clothes in any other color.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#48025: Mar 26th 2012 at 9:55:32 PM

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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