HOLD IT!!!
(avatar expression) This suit's color just happens to compliment me the best! Stick me in anything else and I look terrible. I am not a member of that Blue Team you despise so much nor will I ever will be as I am a lawyer first and foremost.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHmmm. Here. Wear this instead.
(Hands Phoenix the outfit that he will wear in Apollo Justice, complete with beanie hat)
Wait a minute, I just noticed this beanie hat is blue too!
(throws beanie hat to the ground and shoots it with shotgun)
Die Blue scum!
edited 26th Mar '12 8:58:20 PM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani(the ever versatile avatar expression) ...I'll look like a hobo- you just really want to destroy everything blue, don't you? Up to and including the suit that makes me give off a professional flair.
("Well on the upside I'll look considerably less like one now that he's destroyed the beanie.")
edited 26th Mar '12 9:00:50 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

There is no bigger goal. The goal is simple.
We are at war with the Blues. Our objective? Kill the Blues. Simple.
I will admit that sending those wretched Blues to hell does bring some personal gratification.
edited 26th Mar '12 8:46:02 PM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani