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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47801: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:35:59 PM

Wow! Um, so... what wonders should I do? I'm not really amazin' or anything.... I get good grades, and I wash my face every mornin', noon, and night, and I'm real good at gettin' out blood stains!

-makes a strangled noise and twitches-

edited 26th Mar '12 2:36:42 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47802: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:36:00 PM

Baaa! I heard you work on a farm, Miss!~ Do you have any sheep there too? O-oh... You wanna look at Dolly? -Holds out his stuffed animal-

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47803: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:37:30 PM

Nah... the animals all died years ago, a little before the wheat fields.

...I miss those wheat fields.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47804: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:37:31 PM

   FOR MY FIRST TRIAL, YOU MUST SPEAK TO THE WORLD THAT GOD IS REAL...AND HE DEMANDS GELATIN.   

   IN RETURN FOR ACCEPTING ANY TRIAL I GIVE YOU, I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH AS REWARD FOR EACH.   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47805: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:39:35 PM

Yessir, Mister God!

Hey, guys! God wants gelatin —

Um, what flavour? I like cherry, but Martha likes lime.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47806: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:40:41 PM

... Oh.... Well, I guess I can keep you company for now. I promise to baa every now and then so it feels like a real farm!

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47807: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:41:03 PM

   ORPHAN TEARS.   

   ....BUT LIME IS ACCEPTABLE AS WELL.   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47808: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:41:13 PM

-to Alpha- Okay.

I don't think they make that flavour, but okay!

God wants lime-flavoured gelatin! You should drop off some boxes to your local church now!

edited 26th Mar '12 2:42:35 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47809: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:42:10 PM

Huh, seems to be working. Okay, let's try it out once again(devilish grin and starts imitating Seph's voice): Is there any last wish you'd like to have, you miserable woman?

(this time imitates Aeris' voice) Never! Not from a monster like you!

(Seph's voice) Very well then. Die you and this Lockheart girl! (imitates swing of a katana)

Damn, I love being an ass sometimes. :3

Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#47810: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:43:02 PM

I have some lemon jelly, you guys want that?

Oh, and is that guy I engulfed still here? He's got somewhere to be.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47811: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:43:31 PM

-Cloud curls up further into a ball and makes another noise in the back of his throat-

Nah, God wants lime. If it's God, ya can't settle for second best!

Although it is pretty close... hey, God, is lemon okay, or just lime?

edited 26th Mar '12 2:44:53 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#47812: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:43:35 PM

NoLegs: -draws his sword- Don't. Just... don't.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47813: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:44:47 PM

   EXCELLENT. BE SURE TO TELL YOUR FOLKS AND EVERYONE IN YOUR CHURCH WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE.   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47814: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:45:15 PM

Yessir!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Redblackdragon Tim: from a containment cell. Since: Dec, 2011
#47815: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:45:33 PM

Look, he's just got a doctor's appointment. I'll just grab him and go.

I take him to his doctor's appointment, where he is diagnosed with severe PTSD.

Help me, I'm being held hostage in a top secret military compound and this is the only way I can communicate with the outside world!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47816: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:46:31 PM

-he habitually strangles the doctor in a blind panic-

edited 26th Mar '12 2:46:44 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47817: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:47:08 PM

Tough to break, ain't he? Oh well, I'm a mind rapist extraordinaire. :3

(Zack's voice) What... What the hell did you do?!

(Seph's) I just... reverted things to their natural state.

(Zack's) REVERTED?! You fuckin' blow up the whole Midgar!

(Sephiroth's) Indeed. Isn't that lovely? In this place... I can finally achieve my godhood.

(Zack's) Not on my watch, you sick fuck! Come on!

(Sephiroth's) As you wish...(Slice-of-the-katana-sound)

I'm sorry for putting Cloud through all this. I just can't help it... :D

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47818: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:48:17 PM

   I'M FEELING GENEROUS TODAY. I SHALL GRANT YOUR WISH NOW.   

   WHAT DO YOU DESIRE MOST IN THE WORLD?   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47819: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:48:19 PM

You think I mind? Read the sig. :D

-chokes out a strangles sob-

...Why're you pickin' on that man?

-to Yog Sothoth- ...Can you make mama and papa get better?

edited 26th Mar '12 2:48:52 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47820: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:49:31 PM

Yeah Green Dude, that's messed up, even for burglars like us.

He can do a woman's voice pretty well...

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47821: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:50:27 PM

   ...MAMA AND PAPA? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO FIX ABOUT THEM.   

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47822: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:50:50 PM

Well, he needs to wake up from his dreamland. He's no fun when he's "sleeping". You know what I mean, right?

That, or I can simply punch some sense into him...(draws a butterfly knife while Ouroboros appears behind his back, ready to chomp)

For Sheogorath's cheese, I'm stuck up in here! I, the frostbite spider, master of ambushes, stuck up in a rubber-clutch! Can't you guys peel off that pest of my head, seriously?! He's not biting!

edited 26th Mar '12 2:52:16 PM by FergardStratoavis

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47823: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:52:26 PM

Well... they went funny one day, and mama stopped singin' me the song about the mocking bird, and they come home every night all covered in bits of people, and they sleep all the time, an' when I show 'em my progress reports, they just hiss at me. They're still mama and papa, and I miss 'em, but it'd be nice to see 'em in the morning....

-doesn't respond-

edited 26th Mar '12 2:52:47 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#47824: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:52:59 PM

NoLegs: You're just making things worse, probably.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47825: Mar 26th 2012 at 2:53:35 PM

Welp, time for me to hit the sack. See you all later.


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