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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47476: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:49:43 PM

-an empty fridge is hurled across the room and smashes through the wall on the other side-

YA DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD!

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#47477: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:51:21 PM

...dammit he's out.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47478: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:51:33 PM

Ah! N-not you!

Hey! Y-you're not eating us!

B-baaa? W-who are you!?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47479: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:53:32 PM

-ducks under and uses the man's misdirected momentum to grab his arm, pull it forwards, then spins and delivers a jump kick to the back of his head with his heel-

Seven.

...What was that crashing noise?

edited 25th Mar '12 7:54:13 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47481: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:56:19 PM

AHHH-HAAH-HA! (crash)

Tucker! Dammit. I can do this!

(loads and takes aim again)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47482: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:56:27 PM

YA FRIDGESH WEREN'T EVEN FULLY SHTOCKED! GIMMIE BACK ME MONEY!

-any pocket change in anyone's pocket immediately flies out and sticks to Luffy-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47483: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:57:30 PM

H-hey! T-that was some of our loot!

D-don't argue with him, he's still hungry....

Baaa?

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#47484: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:57:52 PM

Wait what the heck!? Hey!

OBJECTION!!!

We didn't even make you pay for the food!

edited 25th Mar '12 7:58:14 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47485: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:58:15 PM

-waits-

Six.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47486: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:00:27 PM

LAMB!!

-picks up Delta by the leg-

SHOMEONE SHTART UP THE FOIAH, WE'RE EATIN' MUTTON FOR SHUPPAH TONOIGHT!

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47487: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:01:28 PM

-suddenly gets a strong urge to slaughter everything within a ten mile radius-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47488: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:02:19 PM

Damn!

(shoots some more)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47489: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:02:44 PM

-Surprised, Alpha drops his Dolly onto the floor- Baaa! Let me go! I'm not food! I'm not food!

H-hey asshole! He's just a kid!

Just what the hell is your problem!?

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#47490: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:05:37 PM

HOLD IT!

You stop right there as I will not condone the slaughter of someone with sentience for a meal. -grabs Luffy by the shirt-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47491: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:06:38 PM

-looks at Alpha-

NOT FOOD? BUT YOU'RE A LAMB! LAMB ISH FOOD! YOU MUSHT BE DELUSHIONAL! I'M NOT EATING A SHICK LAMB!

-puts Alpha in the garbage can-

GOTTA EAT SHOMETHIN' BEFORE THE ZOMBIE OVAHLORDSH COME!

-looks at Phoenix-

You edible?

edited 25th Mar '12 8:12:06 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47492: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:06:43 PM

...

Three...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47493: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:08:49 PM

-Alpha climbs out of the trash can and dusts himself off before picking up his Dolly- N-not all lambs are food... they can be friends... and family too, you know....

Before you even try, crazy, we ain't food neither!

Deer
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47494: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:08:59 PM

No. One. Hurts. MYYYY. BEEESSTT!! FRIEENDD!!!

Oh shit!

(Caboose picks up the fridge and throws it at Cloud)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47495: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:11:11 PM

WHY WOULD I EAT YOU!? YOU'RE FILTHY SHTINKIN' RACCOONSH WITH RABIESH! SHTOP ASHKING ME TO EAT YOU!

AND YOU! SHTOP COUNTING! THISH ISHN'T NINTH-GRADE CALCULUSH!!!

-picks up Phoenix and throws him at Cloud-

edited 25th Mar '12 8:12:51 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47496: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:12:56 PM

I might be gone again soon, for about two hours. I never did get a chance to charge my phone....

Wait, I thought Cloud was in another building. Otherwise, Luffy probably would have received a death threat or two for threatening to eat Alpha by now.

-swats it out of the way with the flat side of his sword- Two.

edited 25th Mar '12 8:14:13 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47497: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:13:00 PM

-Sticks his tounge out- Screw you, creep! We already had our shots!

And we don't smell!

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#47498: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:13:47 PM

So, where's Cloud again? The doorway? It's the doorway.

-crashes into Cloud with an oomph-

edited 25th Mar '12 8:16:40 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47499: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:15:53 PM

[up][up][up] None Piece.

Okay shure whatever help me find food.

-roots through the house-

edited 25th Mar '12 8:17:07 PM by MacDuffy

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47500: Mar 25th 2012 at 8:16:14 PM

(the fridge hurdles towards Church)

Caboose you idiot...

(Church barely manages to roll out of the way)

Okay, okay, I budge. I know when to quit, and well, you're out of our league it would seem.

Church! What're you doing? We're supposed to capture hi..

Shh..dammit. I just wanna ask you something.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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