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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47451: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:21:22 PM

(speaks softly into comm-link)

Tucker! I've lost sight of the spiky haired dude! Move in and surprise em!

No worries dude! We've got this!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47452: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:22:05 PM

Gun? What the heck is a gun!?

Baaa... this isn't gonna be good, I just know it...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47453: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:24:52 PM

-runs for the voice in a blur and tackles the man to the ground-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47454: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:25:13 PM

-covers ears and frowns-

Why must everyone be so loud?

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47455: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:25:27 PM

(whispering is heard outside the door)

Caboose! What are you doing with that grenade?

Obviously! I am going to blow this door thing-a-majig open.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47456: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:26:32 PM

(Cloud knocks the door down and lands on Caboose)

Ow.

Ah! There's the target!

(Tucker draws an Energy Sword)

edited 25th Mar '12 7:31:09 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47457: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:28:17 PM

I thought Cloud was tackling Caboose.

Dammit, and I thought this was neutral territory!

Can anyone tell me what the hell is a gun!?

edited 25th Mar '12 7:29:00 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47458: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:29:54 PM

Is he? Couldn't tell.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47459: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:30:46 PM

I have no idea who I'm tackling, actually. I just went for Black Text. However, jumping from building to building isn't beyond him, so whatever works.

Who are you, who do you work for?!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47460: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:33:15 PM

Gah, so confusing. Sorry Spaz, let's just go with Cloud tackled Caboose and is now standing on a collapsed door on top of him.

Sorry buddy. Nothing personal, but we've been told to bring you in! Caboose! Now!

Okay!

(Caboose stands up and effortlessly lifts Cloud up)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47461: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:33:35 PM

A gun is a sort of wand that makes loud noises and kills people.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47462: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:35:14 PM

Oh... I certainly don't want that to be added to the list of things I was killed by....

Y-you think Cloud's alright?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47463: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:35:33 PM

-places a hand on his arm and casts lightning, effectively tasing him. He draws his swords and turns to the others-

Why?! I run a fucking delivery service!

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#47464: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:35:34 PM

A gun is a machine used to murder people and, used in morally proper hands, save lives.

And why do I get the feeling they were aiming for me?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47465: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:36:40 PM

I wouldn't worry about Cloud. He seems difficult to kill.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47466: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:37:16 PM

(Caboose is electrocuted. He survives but is imobillized.)

Ow.

AHH! Nobody told us he could do magic! Alright that's it!

(Tucker charges with the Energy Sword)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47467: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:39:08 PM

-locks it with his own sword, then ducks under and roundhouse kicks the man in the stomach-

Answer my question, or I switch to the offensive, and trust me, you don't want that.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47468: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:40:05 PM

No no no. It must've been aiming for us. After all, we're unlucky enough to die all the time...

Y-yeah, back at home we usually get mutilated during our thieving sprees...

....Cloud....

Deer
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47469: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:42:07 PM

(is hit and flies back a bit)

Ahh! And he's super strong too?! It's like fighting Tex! Only worse!

Tucker!

(Church rolls in and attempts to snipe Cloud)

(Church shoots 4 times. He misses all of them)

For the love of God!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47470: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:43:48 PM

I'll give you ten seconds. Ten...

-watches the bullets miss-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47471: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:45:05 PM

(reloads frantically)

Damn!

Church! What're you doing? Shoot him!

I am TRYING DAMMIT!

(shoots 3 more times. Misses all of them)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47472: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:46:26 PM

...nine...

Anyone feel like talking?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47473: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:47:39 PM

Don't you hear that? M-more of those gun sounds.... I d-don't wanna die Brother.....

Hey, Lifty... g-get a hold of yourself... We aren't gonna die here. It's safe, I promise you...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47474: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:48:05 PM

...eight...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#47475: Mar 25th 2012 at 7:49:05 PM

Oh god! Oh God!

(shoots a buncha more times and misses all of them)

Aw screw this.

(Tucker stands up and attempts another attack on Cloud, swinging his sword, he screams..)

SWISH!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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