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Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#47376: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:26:11 PM

*shifts uncomfortably at the mention of clones for reasons she can't explain*

"Yup. That tasted purple."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47377: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:27:23 PM

-nods-

-starts doing squats-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47378: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:30:26 PM

Well, if chauri are considered insects, than we do eat them from time to time. We only do so when we have odds in our favor, like 3 to 1. Bastards are tough and they're rarely alone as well too.

What is it, little one? You don't seem to... like the subject.

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47379: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:32:02 PM

I'm not sure what chauri are. I suppose my initial conclusion was rather foolish, though. I can't think of any insects that would be big enough to sate you.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47380: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:32:08 PM

Miss? I-it's okay.... I um.... hate that subject too.......

I'm not eatin sausage for a while....

Deer
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47381: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:36:10 PM

Well, they're a little bit like centipedes, only a giant ones. Huh... I suppose an average chaurus is slightly smaller than me. Their chitin is incredibly tough to chew through though and we can't really poison them too. Also, they're sometimes appearing with those blind guys... Falmer or something like that. Those are just plain inedible and incredibly fast as well... They're also enslaving my kin as their pets alongside chauri... Which makes me cringe, to act as Falmer's watchdog.

There are also Chauri Reapers. From what I've heard, they're enormous. The size of this room, I think or even twice as that.

I see. Well, science helped me... to regain my voice. I suppose it... comes down to your... experiences.

edited 25th Mar '12 2:36:56 PM by FergardStratoavis

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47382: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:38:07 PM

I'm glad I've seen no such creatures on my home planet. Our insects are very small.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47383: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:38:26 PM

Science created me.... -hugs Dolly- But it also.... it also did some very bad things to me and my family......

Did I hear that correctly?! Giant centipedes? ..... Well, least it wasn't the Raccoon Centipede... that movie was disturbing....

Deer
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47384: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:39:24 PM

I think I recall that movie. Though, here, it was called something a bit different.

edited 25th Mar '12 2:39:33 PM by ohsointocats

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47385: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:42:54 PM

I see. You were a guinea pig... for some scientist? I suppose I can... symphatize. I know... how it feels.

Chauri aren't actually that big. You're not a real man - or spider, in my case - if you hadn't saw the dragon. Those are gigantic.

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47386: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:44:21 PM

On my planet, statistically speaking... we are some of the largest there. I don't know what kind of ecosystem would be able to support so many enormous creatures, except maybe the ocean.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47387: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:49:38 PM

Wolves, Good Sir. They breed like roaches and they're everywhere. While humanoids doesn't seem to eat them - although they seem to skin them and take those, presumably for armor's production - we give it a try from time to time. They're a little bit lacking in fat, but aside from that, they're a nice course for a standard frostbite.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47388: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:51:26 PM

They were so mean... they almost killed me... but I escaped.... a-and I now can live a normal life with my brothers.

Deer
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47389: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:54:05 PM

Wolves? What of wolves?

We have wolves too. We don't eat them because, well, we've learned that carnivores don't tend to taste as good as herbivores. Though, they're often killed because they hunt our livestock. Large, graceful pests, we think.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47390: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:55:26 PM

Normal life... I suppose my own... can be called like that... If you think living... in Roanapur is... considered normal. We're so wrecked... there. People are either ruthless... predators, complete... psychopaths or cold-blooded killers. It takes a good... chunk of your sanity to... maintain yourself in a... place like this.

What I meant is that they're so numerous, they decide about diet of half of Skyrim's inhabitants, including us. To be honest, we and sabreteeth are probably the biggest offenders when it comes down to eating wolves.

edited 25th Mar '12 2:57:13 PM by FergardStratoavis

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47391: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:57:52 PM

... I'm... I'm sorry....

Carnivores taste worse? Oh, thank goodness then!~

Deer
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#47392: Mar 25th 2012 at 2:58:41 PM

But how do these wolves come to be so numerous? Aren't they meat-eaters?

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#47393: Mar 25th 2012 at 3:04:02 PM

I dunno, to be honest. Nobody questions the fact that we have something to eat. As for wolves, they're probably hunting for some small animals... Or goats. They try to ambush humanoids or mammoths from time to time, but both tend to end very very badly for them.

To be honest... I'm used to my job.(smiles slightly) I have two people... I suppose I can call... friends. Besides, chopping dead bodies... helps me forget where... I currently am.

Gotta go and hit the sack. See you later.

edited 25th Mar '12 3:04:14 PM by FergardStratoavis

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47394: Mar 25th 2012 at 3:09:37 PM

Chopping dead bodies you say? -Chuckles nervously-

Uh, oh yeah! I Think I forgot to introduce myself to you, Mister Glowy Eyes! I'm Lifty. My brother Shifty and I are professional thieves. Stay on my good side and I'll sure as heck treat you nice back.

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#47395: Mar 25th 2012 at 3:11:35 PM

Bye for a bit.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47396: Mar 25th 2012 at 4:07:13 PM

-a barrel rolls its way into the room-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47397: Mar 25th 2012 at 4:21:26 PM

Oh? Huh... Wonder if there's any loot in this thing..... -tries to pry off the barrel's lid with his bare hands-

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#47398: Mar 25th 2012 at 4:23:23 PM

-emerges from... somewhere-

Oh dammit, and here I was thinking I was done here.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#47399: Mar 25th 2012 at 4:24:56 PM

Oh! Porcupine Hair... I haven't stolen anything yet, so you can't throw me into jail right now! .... Could you help me open this?

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#47400: Mar 25th 2012 at 4:25:02 PM

-the lid remains shut-

-a voice yells from inside the barrel-

WHAT'SH WRONG WITH YOU, LAD!? USHE YA MUSHLES!


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