Perhaps I shouldn't be surprised, but this... this is getting progressively more and more ridiculous.
(Matt dissappears with a... loud sigh of relief? His place is taken by a girl dressed in gothic fashion, holding a... chainsaw. A bloodied chainsaw, still spinning. She seems a little surprised as she looks around with the weapon still ready to unleash)
...?
I AM EPIC FAIL GUY AND I'M ABOUT TO RUIN REVIVE THIS THREAD! Recap?
Past!Cloud(who's a total Jerkass) shows up, along with some creepy goth girl with a bloodied revved up chainsaw.
edited 25th Mar '12 8:12:39 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiUltravoice. As you can... see, I'm incapable of... normal manner of speech.(shrugs) I don't like sitting... aimlessly and not... speaking at all. It took me... some time to acquire... this device... but now I'm free... to say things again... if only with some... limitations.
(suddenly the translator of Frosty goes full-on and allows to translate all of spider's words)...Is this thing still on? I'm not sure if you can understand me people.
edited 25th Mar '12 9:14:45 AM by FergardStratoavis
I could actually give you the same question... You seem to resemble a sheep a little. Anyways, I'm the Frostbite Spider, the distress and nightmare of Skyrim. You can call me Frosty though.
So... It advanced about 4 pages since I last posted... Recap?
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."(notices sheep) Heh... You're cute. In some strange... way.
Why, thank you, Mr. Sheep. To be honest, I've never seen a sheep before, only goats. They're somewhat hard to chew on though, so I prefer something of a less resistant flesh. Humans make for a delicious treat, for example(makes enthusiastic spider noises).

Looks around, starts hopping randomly, like something's controlling him...
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.