(sees Cloud's regenerating tissues)
(promptly proceeds to vomit in his mouth)
Hrmpff.....almost lost consciousness there, see, I was on my way to a homicide scene when Missile here ran off. I chased after him and, ended up here.
More importantly pal, what's wrong with your flesh and skin and....hmmpffgghhh.....are you an alien or somethin'?
edited 21st Mar '12 11:28:21 PM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiNo... sorry... -He regenerates the missing parts from the right side of his face and sighs, rotating his jaw a bit experimentally-
There. Hurts a lot less to talk now.
No, I haven't seen your friends. At least, I don't think so. Make yourself at home here in the meantime.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist"I'll tell you what Legless cat! Science happened!"
A Specter (Totally unrelated to all the other ones) then emerges from inside the couch, apparently hiding in there the whole time if the lint; dust and assorted dirt was any indication.
"(Insert summarization of what happened to Cloud here, except with the words 'SCIENCE', 'KITTENS' and 'CHOCOLATE' blurted out at random intervals here.)"
edited 22nd Mar '12 1:11:14 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"I am... A COSMIC ADVENTURER!!!"
He then poses for maximum effect, with an apparently sourceless bright light shining out behind him, for he sole purpose of making him look cool.
"But enough about me! I have to...SCIENCE!!!
"
He then pulls out a cat from hammerspace, who looks at everyone with such apathy; that one can actually touch and feel it.
"Meow."
"UUUUEEEEGGHHH!!! NO! KEEP IT IN CHECK MORTIMER! OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL WITH YOUR SCIENCE POWERS!!!"
The Specter then began to massage the cat's neck and back in a manner most comfortable.
edited 22nd Mar '12 1:22:11 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Mortimer doesn't event recognize Missile as a threat, it's apathy is so great that it doesn't care what happens to it.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

D-don't remember lots of it... they did things... th-they did things to my head... -Shakes it rapidly to clear it and stumbles over to the couch, which he half-falls all over-
Nice to meet you... Gumshoe...
edited 21st Mar '12 11:16:13 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist