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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46751: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:15:29 PM

D-don't remember lots of it... they did things... th-they did things to my head... -Shakes it rapidly to clear it and stumbles over to the couch, which he half-falls all over-

Nice to meet you... Gumshoe...

edited 21st Mar '12 11:16:13 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46752: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:17:18 PM

Woah Woah Woah.......hang in there pal. I'll get a medic here right now.

(attempts to call someone, fails)

Huh? Ain't no reception here?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46753: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:20:48 PM

Fine... look... -Shows him his arm, which slowly regrows large patches of missing skin and flesh before his eyes-

Why're you here...?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46754: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:27:19 PM

(sees Cloud's regenerating tissues)

(promptly proceeds to vomit in his mouth)

Hrmpff.....almost lost consciousness there, see, I was on my way to a homicide scene when Missile here ran off. I chased after him and, ended up here.

More importantly pal, what's wrong with your flesh and skin and....hmmpffgghhh.....are you an alien or somethin'?

edited 21st Mar '12 11:28:21 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46755: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:30:27 PM

Homicide....

...Anyone you knew?

...Sometimes... people j-just appear here....

...Partially... not human, anyway... burns are from rain... was probably Holy... they...

edited 21st Mar '12 11:31:48 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46756: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:36:53 PM

Anyone I knew? Well as far as I know the victim wasn't anyone I knew.

So people just randomly appear here? For no reason? This is just like one of them weird horror shows.

Have ya seen Mr Edgeworth around here? Heck even Mr Wright, were they here?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46757: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:40:00 PM

No... sorry... -He regenerates the missing parts from the right side of his face and sighs, rotating his jaw a bit experimentally-

There. Hurts a lot less to talk now.

No, I haven't seen your friends. At least, I don't think so. Make yourself at home here in the meantime.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46758: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:45:32 PM

(pukes a little more)

Oh man. No idea where this is. Looks like I'm lost, and I'm stuck here for now.

Aw gee, Mr Edgeworth is gonna cut my salary again......

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46759: Mar 21st 2012 at 11:50:38 PM

Um... sorry. -Pulls a pillow in front of him in an unsuccessful attempt to hide his wounds-

If it helps, time is a bit funny here. I've spent three months here and only been gone one at home, my first time.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46760: Mar 22nd 2012 at 12:12:42 AM

(sigh)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46761: Mar 22nd 2012 at 12:14:01 AM

Sorry.

-The wounds continues to regenerate-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46762: Mar 22nd 2012 at 12:17:53 AM

(stomach grumbles)

Man, I'm starving pal. I could go for some instant noodles right now!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#46763: Mar 22nd 2012 at 12:26:47 AM

*wakes up without a sound*

"Yup. That tasted purple."
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#46764: Mar 22nd 2012 at 12:52:10 AM

NoLegs:... What just happened?

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#46765: Mar 22nd 2012 at 1:10:13 AM

"I'll tell you what Legless cat! Science happened!"

A Specter (Totally unrelated to all the other ones) then emerges from inside the couch, apparently hiding in there the whole time if the lint; dust and assorted dirt was any indication.

"(Insert summarization of what happened to Cloud here, except with the words 'SCIENCE', 'KITTENS' and 'CHOCOLATE' blurted out at random intervals here.)"

edited 22nd Mar '12 1:11:14 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46766: Mar 22nd 2012 at 1:12:28 AM

Woah! That was one heck of an explanation pal!

(eating noodles)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#46767: Mar 22nd 2012 at 1:12:56 AM

What... what are you?

"Yup. That tasted purple."
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#46768: Mar 22nd 2012 at 1:16:22 AM

"I am... A COSMIC ADVENTURER!!!"

He then poses for maximum effect, with an apparently sourceless bright light shining out behind him, for he sole purpose of making him look cool.

"But enough about me! I have to...SCIENCE!!!"

He then pulls out a cat from hammerspace, who looks at everyone with such apathy; that one can actually touch and feel it.

"Meow."

"UUUUEEEEGGHHH!!! NO! KEEP IT IN CHECK MORTIMER! OR YOU'LL KILL US ALL WITH YOUR SCIENCE POWERS!!!"

The Specter then began to massage the cat's neck and back in a manner most comfortable.

edited 22nd Mar '12 1:22:11 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#46769: Mar 22nd 2012 at 1:50:57 AM

(Missile growls at the cat)

Woah easy boy, no chasing cats!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#46770: Mar 22nd 2012 at 2:07:32 AM

Mortimer doesn't event recognize Missile as a threat, it's apathy is so great that it doesn't care what happens to it.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Fuschlatz Since: Dec, 1969
#46771: Mar 22nd 2012 at 3:06:27 AM

Girl, I wanna take you to a gay bar!

Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#46772: Mar 22nd 2012 at 3:07:11 AM

*wide eyed look of shock*

"Yup. That tasted purple."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46773: Mar 22nd 2012 at 4:29:27 AM

...Why?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46774: Mar 22nd 2012 at 5:33:42 AM

....He's gone? That was terrifying!

You okay,Cloud? No hard feelings about me trying to kill you?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46775: Mar 22nd 2012 at 5:35:48 AM

-grimaces- It's fine... you should have done it faster, I don't ever want to — not like that. Never again.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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