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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#46651: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:22:52 PM

-Lifty pulls Shifty back-

Ya ain't doin nothin ta him! Stop before the skin on your knuckles peel off again!

B-but... but.... Dammit! ....At least yer fine...

Deer
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46652: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:23:04 PM

- She charges at full speed,swinging Excalibur-

Prana Burst!

- A wave of golden energy washes over the room-

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46653: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:24:38 PM

   DAMMIT SHE-FLESHY, WHEN THE VOICES IN YOUR BRAIN TALK, YOU LISTEN.   

   -fills Arturia's mind with the sound of screeching metal-   

   QUIT DINGING UP MY FLESHY, HE'S A RENTAL.   

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#46654: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:26:00 PM

H-hey! Let blondie go! He didn't do nothin to you!

-Huff huff- Damn... I'm so tired now for some strange reason.... Huh...

Deer
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46655: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:26:15 PM

- Meanwhile in Arturia's mind -

- A vision of a large red Dragon greets the invader -

ROAAAAAAAAAAARR!!

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46656: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:27:41 PM

{Are you quite sure you can handle this one? We have far more experience than you do.}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46657: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:28:17 PM

   WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, THE IMAGINATION POLICE?   

   OKAY, YOU SCALY BASTARD. LET'S WRASSLE.   

-a ring bell chimes in Arturia's mind-

-meanwhile, in Cloud's brain-

   I LOVE HOW UTTERLY HELPFUL YOU'RE BEING.   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46658: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:29:44 PM

{Then let Us drive, and I can be.}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46659: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:30:53 PM

- The dragon shoots breaths of flame at the invader-

- Meanwhile, the holy sword is burning the flesh that it touches -

Hang on,Cloud....I think I can burn this out....

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46660: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:30:55 PM

   ALRIGHT, FINE. SWAP SEATS.   

-in Arturia's mind-

   IS A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON REALLY THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH FOR SECURITY? I WOULD HAVE SUGGESTED A SHARKTOPUS.   

   -"strides" through the fire-   

   OF COURSE, NOT THAT IT WOULD HELP YOU. BUT I GAVE YOU ALL CREATIVITY FOR A REASON, YOU JERKS.   

   -suplexes the dragon-   

edited 21st Mar '12 7:34:50 PM by MacDuffy

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#46661: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:31:46 PM

L-leave Blondie alone you creep! Can't ya tell we don't want you here?

Jeeze.... Lifty, I need to sit down for a while... I think I was punched... pretty hard in the gut...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46662: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:34:11 PM

{-is still too afraid to say anything to Arturia-}

{Very well. -takes over-}

-Jumps and brings his sword down in front of her, creating a shockwave-

edited 21st Mar '12 7:35:12 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46663: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:35:12 PM

- The Dragon roars and grows an extra head,which snaps at the intruder -

-Blocks with Excalibur an punches him with a prana reinforced glove-

edited 21st Mar '12 7:35:49 PM by DeathChariot

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#46664: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:35:45 PM

-The trio are thrown to the other side of the room-

Ack! I-is everyone alright? Shifty?

Y-yeah, I'll just lay down here on the floor... The silent one kinda landed on my back though...

S-shifty...

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46665: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:36:24 PM

   SEE, THAT'S BETTER.   

   -grabs the dragon by its two necks and swings them around like a lasso-   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46666: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:38:21 PM

-Backflips out of the way, firing a blast of Ultima at her in midair, then takes off for the town at top speed upon landing, becoming a blur to the human eye-

{And that is how you drive. Mimic the puppet's own usual movements, as they come more naturally to the body you inhabit.}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46667: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:39:20 PM

   YEAH, YEAH. YUK IT UP. IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO JUST DRIVE STICK.   

edited 21st Mar '12 7:39:38 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46668: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:41:28 PM

{They don't come in stick anymore, not for ten thousand years, at least. It's all automatic now, especially with these brains.} -continues running-

edited 21st Mar '12 7:42:15 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46669: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:42:38 PM

- Fortunately, Arturia is not a normal woman -

- She charges after Cloud,reaching the same abnormal speed -

- Meanwhile the dragon disappears, and in it's place is a red-haired boy wielding twin swords -

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#46670: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:42:51 PM

-The trio regroups and decides to hightail it to the kitchen. Lifty searches the shelves for bandages-

Big Bro, little guy.... Is anyone bleeding? Dammit, where's the med kit? We probably need it!

I'm fine, lil' bro. And I think the silent kid is alright too... My gut hurts a little... That's all.

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46671: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:44:38 PM

-Cloud's Brain-

   I SWEAR, BODIES WERE SO MUCH EASIER TO BEND TO YOUR WILL BACK IN MY DAY.   

-Arturia's brain-

   SO YOU SHRUNK.   

   WHICH PROBABLY MEANS ITS FINAL BOSS TIME.   

   OKAY, KID. YOU GONNA GIVE YOUR SHPIEL OR CAN WE GET STARTED?   

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46672: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:45:06 PM

-Continues running, drawing his sword again-

{You're telling Me... aeons of hard work, and it all gets backed up at one planet.}

edited 21st Mar '12 7:47:46 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#46673: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:47:04 PM

-Cloud's Brain-

   I PULLED OF SUCH AWESOME STUFF WITH THE BRAINS OF MY YOUTH. REMEMBER BIGOTRY? THAT SHIT WAS ALL ME.   

DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#46674: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:48:01 PM

- The red haired boy charges -

I am the bone of my sword...

- Meanwhile Arcueid decides to be serious -

ENOUGH!

- The world seems to shift around them...-

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#46675: Mar 21st 2012 at 7:50:19 PM

{Was it really? We always thought that was more Nyarlathotep's specialty, spreading discord and chaos and whatnot.}

{Did you feel that? Perhaps I should call him in...}

edited 21st Mar '12 7:51:16 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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