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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45801: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:07:31 AM

...

You need to fix us. Now.

-to the newcomer- You have three seconds to stop that.

edited 19th Mar '12 1:08:51 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#45802: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:10:59 AM

"You cannot keep a man from getting his Loli! It is a crime against humanity!"

Seriously guys, Me and Death kinda went nuts making this guy.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45803: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:11:46 AM

Okay.

Three...

Assuming she doesn't beat me to the punch...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#45804: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:13:38 AM

Do his signature move! Break the fourth wall!!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Primate Murder! Murder him!

- The wolf pounces on the man -

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#45805: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:14:23 AM

Frank: (turns to the groping guy) H-hey....maaan..want a.....drink?

Chuck: Oh this can't be good.

Erza: I agree.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#45806: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:17:17 AM

The man fight back, punching the wolf with electrically charged fists.

"Awww look! Fido likes me!"

The man then attempted to drive his hand into it's eye.

"Hey not loli Vampire! Tell the mushroom man to get off his lazy ass and release than VN of his! I wanna see if it has LOLI!!!"

Quick! Send in the Pedophile removal specialist from his party!

edited 19th Mar '12 1:18:53 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45807: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:18:50 AM

Right on schedule.

-to Arc- Please fix us?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#45808: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:21:12 AM

YAAAAAAAAY!

- The wolf is completely not affected by the attack -

- The wolf growls again -

Nasu has lots of work to do,you know!

-To Cloud- Eh?

- Suddenly voices!-

DARRIN!!

- Three people jump from a portal, a redhaired woman with assets that could rival Tifa, a vaguely Spanish-looking young man,and a stoic older man -

Samantha,Miguel,Gunther.

edited 19th Mar '12 1:22:15 AM by DeathChariot

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45809: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:23:36 AM

Hello.

-turns back to Arc- Whatever you did to me, please undo it.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#45810: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:25:33 AM

Darrin, the pedophilic man in black whips his head towards the three newcomers.

"GUYS!!!"

He then kicks primate murder off of him, the entire room inexplicably turning into a field of wildflowers as he ran towards them, tears streaming from his eyes.

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#45811: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:26:32 AM

...

Erza: What....in the name of all that is good.....is going on? I don't even.....

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45812: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:28:56 AM

...Huh? ...Hold on a sec.

-to Arc- Look, I want to go back to normal, and he wants immunity. So just switch it or something. We can work on a proper solution in a moment once this is resolved.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#45813: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:28:58 AM

- The red-haired woman,Samantha, shoots him in the knee with a crossbow -

Make him do an arrow to the knee joke!

What the hell are you doing?

Eh? Fix what?

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#45814: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:32:15 AM

It hits him on the knee, causing him to trip and fall over; and the meadow disappears, once again replaced by the room.

"AGH!!! Now I'll never be an adventurer! Oh, I was looking for LOLI!!! And I was rewarded for my perseverance!"

Darrin points to Arc's sis, causing the stoic man to sigh very loudly.

edited 19th Mar '12 1:34:58 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45815: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:32:30 AM

The booze thing. I want to get drunk, but I can't. He doesn't want to be drunk, but he is. Switch us.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#45816: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:35:14 AM

Oh! Why didn't you say so!

- Frank and Cloud switch bodies -

You...disgust me.

- The Spaniard,Miguel,sighs-

Um? Darrin? Let's jut go home....

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#45817: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:35:45 AM

Is Frank still drunk in Cloud's body?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#45818: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:38:50 AM

"Oh hell naw nigga! I found myself a place to live in! And I'm technically homeless! Which makes you guys fascists for making me leave! Squatter's rights! Squatter's rights!"

Darrin then pulled out a picket sign that says: "I'M A HUMAN! TREAT ME AS ONE!" from his cloak and starts marching around in a circle in protest. Apparently completely fine despite the arrow sticking out of his knee

"Idiot..."

edited 19th Mar '12 1:39:50 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45819: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:40:02 AM

I-I didn't mean it like that! Although it is nice being human, I guess....

-Frank is promptly assaulted by countless voices whispering in his head. Sounds seem unbearably loud, vibrations can be sensed every time someone moves, lights seem too bright, colours too vivid, shapes too sharp, and smells too strong-

edited 19th Mar '12 1:40:56 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#45820: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:41:07 AM

Nope. Cloud-in-Frank is drunk. Frank-in-Cloud is sober.

Enough! Gunther,knock him out!

Yeesh. She's scarier than Elizabeth!

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#45821: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:41:36 AM

Frank: Woah woah what the hells going o-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(knocked unconscious)

Chuck:......I'll be right back.....

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45822: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:44:02 AM

Hahah... I'm human. That's awesome. -nudges Frank with a toe-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#45823: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:44:07 AM

Awww! Let em stay!

Gunther does so with gutso, readying his poleaxe before using it to bludgeon Darrin right on the face, making a loud THUNK noise from the impact and knocking him out.

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DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#45824: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:46:13 AM

Not yet. I'm gonna write up the character sheets soon.

You happy now,Cloud?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#45825: Mar 19th 2012 at 1:46:49 AM

Yep. Human and drunk. Best day ever.

-sniggers, then stumbles over to the window and pukes-

edited 19th Mar '12 1:47:54 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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