"You cannot keep a man from getting his Loli! It is a crime against humanity!"
Seriously guys, Me and Death kinda went nuts making this guy.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!The man fight back, punching the wolf with electrically charged fists.
"Awww look! Fido likes me!"
The man then attempted to drive his hand into it's eye.
"Hey not loli Vampire! Tell the mushroom man to get off his lazy ass and release than VN of his! I wanna see if it has LOLI!!!"
Quick! Send in the Pedophile removal specialist from his party!
edited 19th Mar '12 1:18:53 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!YAAAAAAAAY!
- The wolf is completely not affected by the attack -
- The wolf growls again -
Nasu has lots of work to do,you know!
-To Cloud- Eh?
- Suddenly voices!-
DARRIN!!
- Three people jump from a portal, a redhaired woman with assets that could rival Tifa, a vaguely Spanish-looking young man,and a stoic older man -
Samantha,Miguel,Gunther.
edited 19th Mar '12 1:22:15 AM by DeathChariot
Darrin, the pedophilic man in black whips his head towards the three newcomers.
"GUYS!!!"
He then kicks primate murder off of him, the entire room inexplicably turning into a field of wildflowers as he ran towards them, tears streaming from his eyes.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!It hits him on the knee, causing him to trip and fall over; and the meadow disappears, once again replaced by the room.
"AGH!!! Now I'll never be an adventurer! Oh, I was looking for LOLI!!! And I was rewarded for my perseverance!"
Darrin points to Arc's sis, causing the stoic man to sigh very loudly.
edited 19th Mar '12 1:34:58 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Oh hell naw nigga! I found myself a place to live in! And I'm technically homeless! Which makes you guys fascists for making me leave! Squatter's rights! Squatter's rights!"
Darrin then pulled out a picket sign that says: "I'M A HUMAN! TREAT ME AS ONE!" from his cloak and starts marching around in a circle in protest. Apparently completely fine despite the arrow sticking out of his knee
"Idiot..."
edited 19th Mar '12 1:39:50 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!I-I didn't mean it like that! Although it is nice being human, I guess....
-Frank is promptly assaulted by countless voices whispering in his head. Sounds seem unbearably loud, vibrations can be sensed every time someone moves, lights seem too bright, colours too vivid, shapes too sharp, and smells too strong-
edited 19th Mar '12 1:40:56 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAwww! Let em stay!
Gunther does so with gutso, readying his poleaxe before using it to bludgeon Darrin right on the face, making a loud THUNK noise from the impact and knocking him out.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

...
You need to fix us. Now.
-to the newcomer- You have three seconds to stop that.
edited 19th Mar '12 1:08:51 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist