-A purple-haired girl wearing very little appears...-
???: What in the world is this place? And who are all you boys?
I can't really get across a pirate impression well.... That's what she is, BTW. And yes, she chose it, even after finding out where she came from, as Spaz knows.
NoLegs: -while blushing- (She seems familiar, somehow...) Hello, miss... Tough why I'm being polite with how litlte you're wearing is hte issle...
???: ... -notices- What the? -tries to cover up, without much success- You boys had better telll me where to find clothing or I'll have your guts for garters!
NoLegs: (Purple haired girl... seems like a pirate... definitely familiar from somewhere...)
edited 9th Mar '12 9:17:14 AM by TARDISES
-Faris draws her sword-
Faris: You have a lot of nerve, saying that! Whatever this plae is, it seems to have deprived me of the usual clothes.
NoLegs: ...Uh oh. -gets between the adventurer and pirate- No fighting.
Oh boy we now have a Freudian Slip in this.
edited 9th Mar '12 9:25:52 AM by TARDISES
Woah Woah Woah.....chill, okay. I'm just..ah....looking at some funny pictures on my camera.
(shows her)
Check it out! This zombie's got a stupid helmet on his head. And this one just slipped on a puddle of my own vomit. Haha, classic.
What he doesn't show her are the pictures he took of her without proper clothing.
edited 9th Mar '12 10:10:20 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

Put it in the discussion thread, Strig. Thanks.
-drinks his beer-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist