He's a groundbreaker!
BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT! You have no business calling yourself my son! I cast you into FACIAL HAIR HELL!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That's right. I'd be dead, and you'd have a female Dennis the Menace running around for the rest of your life.
This silent evil man had a whole bunch of powers like the court wizards in the kingdom! He threw fireballs, lifted things without touching them, and....and shot BEES out his hand! Yeah!
edited 29th Feb '12 6:22:24 PM by MacDuffy
Then you want to keep me alive. Now where is my free stuff?
To master the beard...you must first become the beard.
....What does it mean, master?
What are you, stupid? I just said I'm turning you into a beard, dipshit.
...This bee-shooting man ran around and killed all the Mister Bubbles! And then, he would take all the princesses! No one knows what he would do to them, though. Some say he killed them right on the dot! Others say he kidnapped them all and took them to the Scary Surface!
...Hi, sweetie. Who's your friend?
M-my name's Cloud. Who are you?
You... don't remember me?
-fidgets- No... we're telling stories.
-Tifa blinks a few times in shock- O-okay. Do you mind if I listen?
-looks up at Dante and glares at him- Don't talk to me.
edited 29th Feb '12 6:49:36 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Oh, okay, then. Keep going.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist