And everyone was too afraid to do anything about it. So then, er... one day, this hero appeared, and said he'd slay the dragon! And everyone said okay, 'cause almost all of 'em were dead, and they needed the hero really bad.
And, uh... uh... there was the hero's little brother that followed the hero around everywhere! The hero didn't mind, 'cause he was really nice, but the little brother was always messing up rescue missions and heroics and stuff. 'Cause whenever he'd try to save a maiden... whatever those are... the little brother would make a noise and let the bad guys know they were there!
The little brother was always doing stuff like that, but the hero was such a great guy that he didn't even care. So they go to the village, right?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThanks... and then they confront the dragon... and the hero says to the dragon,
"Your evil-doing days are over! What you've done to this village is unforgivable, dragon!"
Er.... But the dragon just roared at him, so he drew his sword and ran at the dragon, and brought the sword down with a huge swoosh! And — !
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI don't know. I gotta finish telling the story first!
WHAP! -claps her hands together- The dragon just swats him outta the air like a fly with his tail, and he goes flying. He lands next to the little brother, and he says,
"Finish him off for me!"
'cause he's really weak. And then the little brother takes the hero's sword and stabs the dragon in its back while it was distracted! -pantomimes with Ascalon- Then he runs to save the townspeople... but... er... but the dragon comes back. Yeah.
And it's really angry.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

The kid's right. I mean, if that little pale girl needs to have something like THAT (points at Big Daddy) protecting her then there's gotta be some scary shit going on wherever she lives.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani