Because the Earth is not big enough to hold that much testosterone
That's the spirit! -kisses Edmund on the cheek-
-AND NOW WE HAVE REACHED THE FACE. CHISELED LIKE STONE AND THRICE AS STRONG. WITH TEETH THAT SHINES SO BRIGHT THEY BURN AWAY VIRGINITY LIKE TISSUE PAPER-
I don't see why not!
-Phil hands Sam a cup of beer-
edited 26th Feb '12 9:00:59 PM by MacDuffy
-reads the thread title- You can always make an RP thread for it, if need be. To be honest, I should have objected way back, but you got an entire plot instead. And now I feel like an asshole for pointing this out, but someone had to do it.
-drinks another four beers-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-watches Sam and continues drinking- Heh.
Alright, I'll compromise. Could you at least move it back to the room if you're going to have plot? You know, the one we're all supposed to be in? And not a space station, which confuses the hell out of new people?
edited 26th Feb '12 9:14:21 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist...
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Nope! He only goes by "The Champ". I've never actually seen him in person, but from what I've heard he's a twenty foot-talk drag queen who breathes LASERS!
.....Of course, now that I say that out loud, those articles do sound more than a little phony...
-INDEED. THEY ARE LIKE A GREAT CHISELED SHIELD FROM ONCOMING WOMAN HORDES. SO, GENTLEMEN, IF YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM YOUR OWN MAGNETISM, JUST TAKE A HAMMER AND CHISEL TO YOUR FACE. YOU CAN TRUST US, WE ARE VERY TRUSTWORTHY-
-Meanwhile, in a far off place in the station, the Station Council holds their Biweekly Board meeting. After much debate, verbal jousting, and thirty metric tons of crack cocaine, the council mutually agrees on the act of hijacking the station controls and "taking that bitch for a joyride". And it was so. Five minutes and exactly two holes through Mars later, the station crashes into Earth, embedding itself deep into the crust. During the Emergency Biminutely Board Meeting, the Council agrees that, since causing a catastrophic station crash which could have decimated a planet full of sentient life might put a dent in their reputation with the other stations, they would all pretend like it was this way from the very beginning. And it was so. Interestingly, no one else inside the station had a single idea what happened until an anonymous fighter looked out a window and pointed out that space now had trees and ground and a sky and no space. The response from the other station denizens was a massive, collective, "Oh, okay." The space station also happened to crash in a certain neighborhood that had a certain room filled with certain important people, landing right on top of less important rooms filled with less important people. Aside from dooming these unimportant people to an existence as Mole Men, this also meant that Room denizens could take a five minute walk from their home and reach the great steel gates of....THE SPEARTH STATION-
edited 27th Feb '12 4:36:14 AM by MacDuffy

-Phil has been watching Cloud drink for some time-
Come on, that's it!?