AH AH AH! YOU ARE NOT ONLY ONE WHO WISHES FOR SECRET MEETINGS!
I couldn't ask for a better life, Hun! I'm well-fed, I have a good job, and now I've got a sexy and sweet-hearted boyfriend to share it all with....
-looks at Cloud, then back to Dante, then back to Cloud-
Cloud, I'm certain you wouldn't object to volunteering to help teach a joint lesson, now would you?
edited 26th Feb '12 7:54:18 PM by MacDuffy
Meow~ Yer awesome, ya know that? I'm really lucky ta be the one ta meet ya before another guy snatched ya up!~
-poses- Oh? Well, I should've known then. It's amazing that you know how to do such an amazing transformation with just your hands. Maybe it's magic? Heh, I'll never know~
..... O-oh ....... M-mister Aquaman named me Sam! I reelli liek it!
edited 26th Feb '12 7:59:32 PM by Tatsumar
DeerY-yeeh... gud for mi.... Um... I'd liek tu be yur freend tu one day, Clowd...
Mew? What's happenin now? Is it a match that ya wanna see?
Mmh, if Pressure Points can do this~ I should read up on them, as a librarian~ I should've ordered those larger suits a little sooner, but the public won't complain~
edited 26th Feb '12 8:07:13 PM by Tatsumar
DeerYay! Prugrees!
-Sam starts hopping excitedly, ignoring the fact that the writer is making a joke out of a DMC mook-
Shall we?
-LET'S START WITH CLASSY RUGGEDNESS-
The Champ huh? I'd like ta see him in action! He must have somethin ta be higher ranked than my team...
edited 26th Feb '12 8:12:39 PM by Tatsumar
DeerAquaman is still reeling from that horrid, greuling battle with Nihilus. He must regain his strength before he dives into something as dangerous as hell! Also, M*A*S*H is on the Yogovision. He can't miss that.
Rank, nothing! He's the strongest fighter in the entire Cross-Galactic Combat Federation PERIOD!
-STEP ONE IS BICEPS. FLEX! UNFLEX! FLEX! UNFLEX!-
edited 26th Feb '12 8:20:16 PM by MacDuffy
The strongest, period? Dang.... that's pretty intense. How the heck do they find fighters ta battle him without it bein a cakewalk?
-SO VERY THICK AND JUICY LIKE HAM. EXCEPT IT'S GOAT AND BEAR-
Mmhph~ So, do you train yourself to look like that on a daily basis? Must be a lot of work~
Wait... whi do I haev prugrees suddenly?
DeerActually, since he's Universal Champion, all of his battles are accepting requests! And he never turns a single one down! It's so heroic!
-mousey Squee-
I AM BEAR, FRIEND! WE ARE NATURAL PARAGONS OF STRENGTH!
-HAM? MORE LIKE SOLID STEEL. NO, FUCK THAT. ADAMANTIUM. THEY ARE BOTH OF THEM WOLVERINE'S SKELETON-
Gud... behaviur.... okeh! I gutta wurk harder so I can be yur freend tu! Luk out wurld! I'm gunna be Clowd's freend!
Mmh~ I see I see~ Us goats aren't really what you'd call a natrually strong species~ But I like this~
-NOW WE MOVE ONTO GLORIOUS CHEST. SO BIG IT RIVALS ALL OF HOOTER'S STAFF COMBINED. YES, EVEN FAT PAULIE IN KITCHEN DUTY-
All requests, huh? Cass, are ya tryin ta see how I'd fare against the champ?
edited 26th Feb '12 8:35:36 PM by Tatsumar
Deer

Cloud's fine now so if you don't mind, I'm going to get some proper pizza.
edited 26th Feb '12 7:51:27 PM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem