-The ground trembles, and those psychically sensitive will feel a great Abnormal sensation of many Great Blasphemous voices within their heads, all crying out.-
Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn! Cthulhu fhtagn!
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.-scowls- {Well, well, well, look who decided to rise to purge the planet. And what have you been doing the past few aeons?}
...Jenova now sounds like G La DOS in my head. Also, YAAAAAY!
edited 20th Feb '12 10:25:01 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Hito looks over.-
Oh. It's Cthulhu. And this time he's kept his dick out of sight.
-Cthulhu rises from the depths of the great sunken city of Ry'leh.-
Behold! It is I, Cthulhu and I hav- Oh... hello Jenny... I didn't think I'd see you here...
Yaay! I'm also getting avatars of Yog-Sothoth and Azathoth.
edited 20th Feb '12 10:28:26 PM by pyr0h1tman8
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Uh... well... you know...
-Cthulhu's amorphous body sweats.-
I tried to send you psychic messages! But Yog Sothoth was kind of a dick. He wouldn't let me go through to your universe.
Writing like Lovecraft is hard... Too much Purple Prose.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.I know. :(
I was frozen in stasis for a few thousand years by the local species I was busy wiping out. I must have missed them.
You know, you are fortunate that I create my own spawn by infecting the souls of planets through their inhabitants, or I would make you pay spawn support.
...Hmph. Let bygones be bygones. Driven anyone to or past the brink of insanity for entertainment recently?
edited 20th Feb '12 10:43:11 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI woke up for a bit... nearly killed my world too... Drove thousands to insanity...
And then some bastard hits me in the face with a boat! Hurt like a bitch too... Took me a while to reform, and by then the stars had fallen... Had to stay in Ry'leh.
-Cthulhu's pounds its great, gelatinous arm upon the warm, fertile ground, killing the hope of life existing upon that spot.-
And now if I come out the bastards will nuke me! I have incompetent cultists... It's a fucking nightmare...
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.My sympathies. We got stabbed, sliced apart, and burned by one of Our own fragments. -gestures to himself- Now I'm stuck in this form.
At least you have cultists. I've been trying to destroy this one's mind for a few years. He's only gone a bit mad, but he's becoming quite the challenge.
I suppose I should properly introduce you. This is my Son.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSay hello, puppet.
-relinquishes control for an instant. Cloud lets out an agonised scream before being forced back down into his subconscious-
Ingrate. I fear he is ashamed of his own Mother.
It/he/she just needs a hobby. Try finding small animals for it to dismember. What sort of phase?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Nope. Matter of fact, he's vanished...