A penguin anchor! Interesting indeed!
Also, apparently, I have to set my watch to Waluigi...
Dawn and Brock as newscasters?
Nice to meet you Mr. Dante!
-trumpets-
edited 11th Feb '12 7:48:02 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Didn't you hear mister? It was WALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
... If I heard correctly.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."How rude mister! I was just repeating what that curious looking fellow said!
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Oh don't worry misters, I doubt plumbers will pop up around here. We have nothing clogged except for my elephant's trunk. He's got a bad case of the sneezes!
-sneezes and sends everything flying-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."You wanted a Zombie Apocalypse? TOO BAD! WALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."W... Where did Mr. devil hunter go?
Helping? Sure thing! Come on elephant.
-both start to barricade-
edited 11th Feb '12 8:13:45 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Strange... Maybe it could be a case of amnesia?
-keeps barricading-
-so does him, given how he's an elephant, he's doing quite a good job-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
Today, in the News! A rather large gathering of what could only be identified as plumbers have been marching through the streets of Room City for well over half of the day! We sent in our top reporter, Brock, down to get an interview, Brock?
Well, Dawn. I'm here out in Roomville Square with this march of brave plumbers! Oh, here comes one now! -walks up to one of the plumbers- Good Morning, sir! Everyone wants to know, what is this march representing? What does this large gathering stand for? Are you a plumbers' union?
WAH.
-the plumber tackles Brock to the ground and starts chewing on his limbs-
OH GOD! ALL I SEE IS PURPLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Brock? BROCK!?.......Well, this has been the morning news! I hope you enjoyed it and-
PIPLUP PIPLUP!!
Wh-what!? They're here? Oh God, Barricade the doors! -smash- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
-the tv goes to static for several minutes before returning to the news set-
HELLO AND WELCOME TO WALUIGI NEWS. THE TIME IS CURRENTLY WALUIGI TIME. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
-the screen goes black-