Piss off. I don't want your porno money. Now, I can't speak for Dante, and you can contact him via Devil May Cry and negotiate with him yourself. However. The fact remains that I did not give you permission, and when a lawsuit pops up, I'm not getting dragged down with you. Because I just know someone's going to notice that some of the clips you used were copyrighted.
-walks back in-
Hello.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-is suddenly walking next to Cloud-
Nah, no need to worry about the Copyright! Already taken care of.
-cut to a shoot-out between Phil and several lawyers-
Besides, I can't fit any more bills in my office, so you've got to take some slack.
-peeks out the window- Great Prongs of Poseidon! :O
edited 10th Feb '12 10:51:39 AM by MacDuffy
-rolls her eyes-Fine. Give it to Arthur as a donation. And by the way...
-grabs him by his lapels and throws him out the door- Rule three. Broke it. Out.
-walks back in again, dusting her hands off together- Tifa does that all the time —
-throws a chair at Strife's head- Y-you — you — !
What?
edited 10th Feb '12 10:56:59 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSend my cut to that guy. -points to Arthur- Actually.... -jots down a few names, addresses, and numbers as well-
There. Don't question the mailing addresses, I'm sure they're accutate. Now out. Seriously.
You fucking bastard! You manage to hook up with Tifa — Tifa! — after all that trouble, she never even looked at us before, and you just cheated on her. With a man! You fucking make me SICK!
-frowns for a moment, then shrugs- I feel like that should bother me, but... it really doesn't for some reason.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThat piece of shit is not a comrade! You should have died with them! YOU DESERVED TO! -runs upstairs-
...
-shrugs and turns to Aquaman- Time screwage. Whatcha gonna do? -sits down- Coffee?
Did I mention we fucked up young!Cloud's timeline really badly and practically destroyed VII's canon? Because we did. Butterfly Effect, indeed....
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistWell, do you remember when I used the De Lorean to save Santa's life by going back in time?
*asleep in her room again, in her underwear*
Call me a devil... it just means I'll have to use my hellish powers to get you to listen! F:36 S:0/20I don't think so... just blinding pain down there.
Yup. I'm putting the ten year old through the 63 Machine.
edited 10th Feb '12 11:28:44 AM by Deadbeatloser22
"Yup. That tasted purple."*wakes up, gets dressed, walks out*
IIRC, Sora got subject to a Gender Bender, right?
Call me a devil... it just means I'll have to use my hellish powers to get you to listen! F:36 S:0/20Hi Cloud.
Sora, right?
Call me a devil... it just means I'll have to use my hellish powers to get you to listen! F:36 S:0/20

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