Okay... well, um....
If you mean how he wound up here... I think he was summoned by a piece of pie. I tried to kill him, again, in direct violation of rule one.... I'm sort of an idiot.
If you mean "What's happened here since you arrived?", that's an even longer and less believable story.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-sighs- I guess there's no arguing with some people, huh?
Er... long story short, a dragon set things on fire (leading to me creating Rule #1), I got overtaken by my hivemind twice, I shared a beer with this guy that Volkov, Ray, and Joshua (you haven't met them) came to kill, who was actually just some guy that became the Traveller, becuase a little girl even more magically accomplished than I am drove him insane with power, I had few mental breakdowns, everyone got plastered and told their life stories to one another (leading to me creating Rule #2), Volkov was possessed by the Traveller twice and he made him break his own fingers, we fought a cockmonster that nearly killed NoLegs, as well as a million other things that wanted to kill us such as robots, demons, men on weird animals and whatnot, I discovered I was "allergic" to holy water when Gear and Father Anderson tried to exorcise Jenova out of me, I saw you and Aeris being not dead, I killed you in a blind panic when I lost my memory due to one of the aforementioned mental breakdowns, my split personality that I based off of you decided to wear me for a bit, I met a few kids, one of which called himself Furniture, two of which were created in a lab but still managed to be socially adjusted, there was a yellow mouse thing with a shotgun, Ray got killed when he got sucked through a portal to an alien planet full of Zerg while killing his mortal enemy, I cooked a congealed mess that was supposed to be ramen before Joshua and Ray cooked something else, this psychotic rapist brought this little girl in and wound up dying anyway, and some other lady called Mystidia and NoLegs got shot in the process, Ragna (you don't know him either) was here for a while before as well, there was a guy named Bartz whose life was eerily similar to most of mine, my schizophrenia based off you "died", there was a chicken with an axe for a head, we fought the Traveller after he ascended to godhood, I got turned into a woman twice, and a little kid three times, and I got mistaken for a girl by man with an eyepatch.
Not quite in that order, but....
I think I might have developed a slight drinking problem, too.
edited 28th Jan '12 4:01:16 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI said it was the short version. If I mentioned everyone I've met here, I'd be here all day.
-to Zack- Boris helped me fake my death, and he rescued Joshua after he got kidnapped for a ritual. He's good with illusions.
-to forgothisname- Sorry... shouldn't have brought it up. -glances nervously at Zack-
edited 28th Jan '12 4:25:03 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Anyway what been going on here? I can tell he's been here.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem