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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25576: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:31:28 PM

Er... we only have half an engine. That's part of the problem. This is the other half. -holds up the crayon drawing-

-to Boris- So am I.

edited 2nd Jan '12 7:32:08 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25577: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:42:15 PM

I swear, if Qwark didn't offer me a million bolts, I would've never tried flying that thing!

-yawn- I'm tired Cloud, I think it's time for me to take a cat nap...

Deer
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25578: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:43:11 PM

Who is this Qwark and how did he rise to such a position of power?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25579: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:44:14 PM

Same way all people like Qwark rise to power. Money and "accidental deaths". At least, that would be my guess.

-to Boris- I'll wake you when something explodes.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25580: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:45:48 PM

He was this space hero that I used to look up to when I was younger, until I realised he's a total moron. He erm... has a good heart, but he's an egomaniac who happens to get good publicity. He sometimes takes the credit for the times I've saved the world, you know...

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25581: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:49:08 PM

Can't you file a suit?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25582: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:53:48 PM

Let's just say I'd rather stay in half retirement. It's honestly better if the big lug has to deal with the press more often than me.

Last time I got credit for saving the universe, I got second bidding as a moronic chaffeur/partner for my buddy Clank in a spy show.

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25583: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:56:23 PM

I don't really know how to deal with the publicity thing. I mostly let the others take the credit and went out of my way to remain anonymous. It's mostly worked.

edited 2nd Jan '12 7:56:33 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25584: Jan 2nd 2012 at 7:59:40 PM

That's a smart move. Taking all the credit can result in... unwanted attention.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25585: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:05:53 PM

...That was part of why, yes.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25586: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:05:57 PM

It's not like I don't want any recognition, it's just that I don't want to end up like Qwark one day. You know I was kidnapped after saving the universe from Dr. Nefarious for the first time and ha to compete in this Death Match Arena crap? They put a bomb around my neck, the jerks...

I just wanna chill out at Veldin with Clank, fix up some ships, and play Hologames until two o'clock in the morning. Can't a Lombax ask for that?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25587: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:09:54 PM

Sounds nice. I like my delivery service. I get to make people happy.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25588: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:17:25 PM

... Hologames?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25589: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:18:49 PM

It must be a nice job then...

At least you only had to save the world once. I had to save the universe like, 8 or 9 times now... and I'm only twenty now!

You know, a game that you play on a hologram projector.

edited 2nd Jan '12 8:25:02 PM by Tatsumar

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25590: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:23:07 PM

Twice. Bastard decided to come back.

The trick is you have to destroy your opponents. Dead isn't good enough. Unless it's someone else each time, in which case you just have rotten luck.

-to Roy- No idea.

edited 2nd Jan '12 8:23:43 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25591: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:27:29 PM

A game? You mean like soccer?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25592: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:27:59 PM

Well, at least Nefarious actually helped me in our last mission. Guy's a loon, but you learn to work with him.

And yeah.. I have pretty crappy luck.

Um, yeah.. I guess.. That's like Slorgsball, right?

edited 2nd Jan '12 8:28:57 PM by Tatsumar

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25593: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:30:33 PM

-chuckles- It takes all types.

I don't really knows any games, unless you count the one here that made me forty-five.

edited 2nd Jan '12 8:32:27 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25594: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:34:05 PM

You have a ball. You have to kick it into the other team's goals. That's soccer.

edited 2nd Jan '12 8:34:47 PM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25595: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:38:45 PM

Hmm... that's like Slorgball, but instead of a ball, we just use a Slorg... oh, and we use weapons as well..

Deer
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25596: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:40:23 PM

...

...

And children play this?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25597: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:44:54 PM

That doesn't seem very safe. I mean, Tifa's training Denzel in hand-to-hand combat, but he knows it's something you only use as a last resort.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#25598: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:45:41 PM

Yeah of course. It's a game after all...

No one gets killed, unless you count that one time in that damn Death Arena I was forced into... you know only three contestants, including me, survived that damn mess?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#25599: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:47:10 PM

Er...

Right then.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#25600: Jan 2nd 2012 at 8:50:07 PM

And this is legal?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.

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