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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#182726: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:55:31 PM

-various guns like this one starts to flash on the screen-

EVERY SHOT FIRED FROM ONE OF TORGUE'S QUALITY PRODUCTS IS SUPERCHARGED WITH ENERGY, CAUSING A YOU-KNOW-F-boop-CKING-WHAT UPON IMPACT!!!

WHICH, UNLESS YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO TURNING THE ONES YOU HATE INTO A FINE MEAT PASTE...

or polykryton plating

IS A PRETTY SWEET GODDAMN THING!!!

edited 24th Oct '12 4:56:01 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#182727: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:56:30 PM

-Waits-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#182728: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:56:32 PM

"How exactly would one even acquire the explosives? We live in a room in the middle of nowhere with a small town by the beach. It doesn't make sense. Unless they are opening a new outlet. Or there's always mail order."

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
YinHachiko Since: Sep, 2012
#182729: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:56:57 PM

She stares at the guns intently.

"Probably through shipping, I guess."

edited 24th Oct '12 4:57:31 PM by YinHachiko

rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#182730: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:57:29 PM

-Apple is back home, talking to her relatives-

nigelstack345 Let's dance, boys! from Subspace Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Let's dance, boys!
#182731: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:58:00 PM

-looks at the weapons with interest-

   ....?   

Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#182732: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:58:00 PM

-turns the TV down-

Ugh. Who would advertise this junk.

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
YinHachiko Since: Sep, 2012
#182733: Oct 24th 2012 at 4:59:08 PM

TV wont turn down.

".............."

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#182734: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:02:21 PM

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#182735: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:03:34 PM

"BUT MISTER TOURGE!" YOU ASK BETWEEN GENUFLECTIONS!! "I'M A POOR BASTARD WHO LIVES IN A CARDBOARD BOX!!! JUST HOW WILL I EVER RECIEVE ANY OF YOUR GODLIKE GUNS!?"

WELL, WITH JUST THE CLICK OF A MOUSE OR THE DIAL OF A PHONE TORGUE CAN PINPOINT YOUR EXACT LOCATION FROM OUR SATELLITE BASE OF OPERATIONS AND DELIVER YOUR ORDER TO YOU THROUGH OUR SPEEDY SERVICE DELIVERY SYSTEM!

WHICH IS FANCY CORPORATE TALK FOR "WE'LL ENCASE THAT BITCH IN AN ADAMANTIUM SHELL AND FIRE IT OUT OF A CANNON AT YOUR F-boop-ING HOUSE!!!"

edited 24th Oct '12 5:04:25 PM by MacDuffy

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#182736: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:04:31 PM

-Waits for a location-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
nigelstack345 Let's dance, boys! from Subspace Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Let's dance, boys!
#182737: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:04:50 PM

...

   ......?   

-_-

Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash
WaitDidIDoThat HAHA OH WOW from wait, where am I again? Since: Sep, 2012
HAHA OH WOW
#182738: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:09:06 PM

hmph, they sound pretty cocky for a gun maker, besides, a huge slug turning the other guy to hamburger is way more satisfying than an explosion

jakobs fan here

edited 24th Oct '12 5:13:35 PM by WaitDidIDoThat

No seriously, it's kind of shooting sparks everywhere and it looks like it's on fire
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#182739: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:14:23 PM

(Something is heard rustling in the ceiling)

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#182740: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:15:32 PM

"We could track the trajectory of the projectile, Cloud. It would be pretty easy for me to do."

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#182741: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:16:23 PM

-Nods- Sure. Could have sworn Reeve said he finished arresting these guys, though...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#182742: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:19:00 PM

"Alright, someone order one of those fancy guns so we can find these guys."

-To Cloud-

"But who are these guys? Why do you want to find them and why does Reeve want them in jail?"

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WaitDidIDoThat HAHA OH WOW from wait, where am I again? Since: Sep, 2012
HAHA OH WOW
#182743: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:19:11 PM

why'd you want to arrest 'em, yeah they're cocky, but hey, guns are an equalizer between a stronger and a weaker guy

No seriously, it's kind of shooting sparks everywhere and it looks like it's on fire
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#182744: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:20:11 PM

(An obvious outward dent appears in the ceiling)

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#182746: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:22:24 PM

-punches the Tv screen in-

Giving me a headache...

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
WaitDidIDoThat HAHA OH WOW from wait, where am I again? Since: Sep, 2012
HAHA OH WOW
#182747: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:23:30 PM

hey! that was a bit unnecessary!

No seriously, it's kind of shooting sparks everywhere and it looks like it's on fire
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#182749: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:26:24 PM

(Mumbling is heard from above, as a few dust particles fall down from the area)

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#182750: Oct 24th 2012 at 5:26:26 PM

-the TV punches back-

WHY'RE YOU STILL SITTIN' ON YER ASS WHEN THERE'S STILL UNMELTED FLESH IN THE UNIVERSE!! THAT'S BULLSHIT! BUY TORGUE!!!!

-a number/URL displays on the screen and the television switches to a documentary on turkeys-

edited 24th Oct '12 5:29:20 PM by MacDuffy


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