I think, that is wise, but, we should wait for, dinner service before,,, planning, defenses...
thanks... I'm just— It's— it's a restaurant, but everything's so— AAAAA—!
(A BIG OL' DOWN HOME CAULDRON plunks down beside the table, and Paula merrily begins tossing ingredients into it.)
Ah'm so glayud there's a whoale city here fer mah restaurant, y'awll. Th' one thing Ah liked moast about th' other playce was that there was a friyudge that had everything in it, an' Ah mean everything.
(An entire refrigerator promptly lands beside Paula. She smiles wickedly.)
So guess what Ah decided t' save when it was awll goin' soauth? AHAHAHAAAA~!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Park
-Spidey takes one look at Broly, mutters something about pizza and makes himself scarce-
Paula's
-Aria's glowing blue eyes are wide with fear, and she shifts to hugging Jil for support-
A-actually we're not so hungry so we might be leaving!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Paula's
Sorry, usually best to have a plan ready in min- ...!
-Fratley's little burmecian heart jumps as Paula's Cauldron drops-
-Perturbed, but still on high alert, the rat man notices the odd fridge-
-Had this place went south before? Perhaps, another calamity like the one in Cleyra happened here. That would explain a lot of unanswered questions...-
-Still, a fridge that could hold anything? That's quite hard to believe-
-The knight sits politely at the table, trying to do his best not to look visibly unnerved by Paula's actions-
Deer...Aww, c'mon hon, it's not even—
(A sniper's bullet pierces Paula Deen's head.)
(...And she just stands there, seemingly unharmed, but vaguely bewildered as a bunch of liquid butter pours from the wound and into her cauldron.)
...Aww dagnabbit all, Ah just got that durned butter transfusion! Now Ah'll have t' git another one... Oh weyull!
(fucking NOPE. Hugging Aria tight, just freaked right the fuck out.)
(but the odors from the cauldron seem so intoxicating, ESPECIALLY now that Paula's uh... head butter is in it. It sounds like it's frying everything...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Paula's
-The second sniper shot of the day gets a yelp from Aria-
We've got to get out of— of]
-That smell, though...-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Paula's
-BANG-
-The shot causes the "fearless" Irontail to fall over on his seat-
Okay that is the second time that's happened and I'm already tired of i-
-The pale rat gets even paler as Paula's butter juice glops into the pot in front of him-
-For someone with no strong memories, this is one piss poor memory that's getting locked away in some emotional baggage-
Okay... okay, I'm out. You can uh, keep the change.
Edited by Tatsumar on Jan 17th 2019 at 11:10:42 AM
DeerArcade
-A fair woman, seemingly composed of elegance and grace to a molecular level and dressed in the finest tuxedo...-
-Is currently losing very badly at an arcade booth-
-Beth laughs, barely concealing her rage-
What a funny little machine we have here.
-Her gloved hand grips the joystick in an iron grip-
Arcade
-a person behind Beth, who she must not have noticed, suddenly laughs inelegantly at her failure-
Hihihi! It seems that even sleight of hand has its limits for even a so-called magician. When faced with a machine you cannot misdirect, your resolve flounders.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIArcade
-Beth smiles, not turning to face Beatrice-
Ah! You must be one of my fans, hm? You certainly have a sore need for entertainment, else why would you spend such a ripe evening watching me, off the stage, no less! Ohohohohoho!
-She slips another coin in, gesturing for Beatrice to join her-
Come along, my dear, if you should think yourself an expert.
Street, in front of the Arcade
Brother, are you sure you have everything, I can carry a bag if yo- ... Alright, alright, I won't butt in!
-Two goats, one short and one tall are walking down the street wearing very fancy suits with gold embroidery on them-
-It looks like the two of them are doing errands, with the larger one carrying about five bags of groceries-
DeerPark (Survivor Aichi)
-Aichi watches Broly as the screaming stops, pained that he's in that situation.-
-He looks back at Paragus, eyes narrowing a bit.-
-Marcia was the one to explain where they are and who they are, but...-
-...That's not the important part.-
"I know Broly's name because we're friends."
-He has one thing to request:-
"Please, stop hurting him."
-Or, well... it's worded as a request, but judging by his tone, you can hear that it's closer to the Aichi equivalent of a demand.-
-Still polite in language, and is trying to sound as such, but that tone betrays it quite a bit.-
-He's not happy knowing that Paragus has been hurting and using Broly, and he's fully intent on getting it to stop.-
Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 17th 2019 at 10:28:40 AM
Arcade
Hmm hmm. Yes, I think I will. A 'game' is a 'game,' no matter what it is! I accept your challenge.
First, tell me the rules of this 'game.'
-she is totally and absolutely visible from the window-
-just going over to play an arcade game in her floofy victorian dress-
-but pauses, seeing Goat (miniature) and Goat (extreme)-
...Hoh? What's this?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI(but hark... From the evil cauldron's depths erupts a shower of perfectly-plated, restaurant-worthy (if also kinda grasy) entreés!)
(Which all, by some dark voodoo, manage to land right at the correct spots at the table.)
Dig in, y'awll!
…?
(Peeks out, flicking her tongue at the fried roast beef before her... and begins monching it, nervously.)
(Aria's entreé, while not remotely healthy
◊, sure looks tasty.)
(And Fratley's pancakes
◊ just ooze with southern charm... fries on top!)
(Gav gleefully takes out his proper fork and begins his methodical dining upon his steak and salad.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Park
-Paragus deposits the remote into a pocket on his belt-
"Boy, what you're saying doesn't make any sense. Broly has spent his entire life with me, and only me, on Planet Vampa. He has no friends, he's never been here, and he's certainly never met you. Isn't that right, Broly?"
-Broly gets to his feet, looking uncomfortable but not in obvious pain-
"You...who...who are you...?"
-The voice is Broly's, definitely, but the tone is...softer, less aggressive...calmer, even-
Paula's
-Aria stares up at Paula Deen in disbelief, then back at her food-
Whoa... thank you...?
-She takes a nibble, then a bite, clearly enjoying it-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Arcade Entrance
-While adjusting his grip, Brother glances into the arcade door and nearly freezes in place. A bag containing eggs falls out of his grasp, only for Goat to catch it-
Careful! We're supposed to prepare cakes for the guests tonight! How can we make cake without... eggs...
-The smaller goat stares back at Beatrice, his pupils are wide as saucers-
Paula's
...!
-That scent is really tempting. Even when knowing where exactly this food came from, the burmecian can't help but reach for his meal.-
-This Gav fellow sure isn't phased by any of this... uneasiness that's flowing through the air-
Erm, thank you very much, ma'am.
-The knight bows, before carefully slicing a small amount for a test bite-
DeerPark (Survivor Aichi)
-'Never met'...? But...-
-...-
-...Could it be another universe's Broly...?-
-But... the look on his face when Aichi spoke to him before...-
"...It wasn't here we met. It was somewhere else."
-He looks towards Broly, with a softer expression. This Broly does seem different, but...-
-Aichi wants to do the same for Broly as he did for Aichi.-
-Broly decided that all Aichis were his friend, so Aichi's going to be a friend to this one as well, whether or not it's the one he knows.-
"I'm Aichi Sendou. A friend."
-He looks straight into Broly's eyes, and says...-
"I'm going to help you."
-He wants to help Broly be free of his father's abuse. Aichi's not entirely sure of what he can do, but...-
-He looks back towards Paragus again, eyes sharp again. He once again makes that 'request'.-
"Please don't hurt him more."

Park
(@Survivor Aichi) Broly, huh...? {I remember someone else named Broly. He died against the Skaven. Could they be the same?}
(@Broly's Father) (notes the remote and frowns) What a—are you doing?
Edited by josh6243 on Jan 17th 2019 at 7:40:01 AM