Well, you ever read the book, Dracula? Yeah, none of that really happened, but the gist of what a vampire is? Stoker got it dead on. Probably knew a few himself.
I'm so excited...!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...Yedunnaegoobee"Ganymede"... dooye...?
(deep breaths, don't run off, don't faint...)
...DO I SPARE HIM, MORPH MOTH. OR SHOULD I RIP HIS ENTRAILS OUT WHERE WE STAND.
(Pinning him, still looking intense and feral.)
...FUCKING Sick... Um... It's... been a long while since I've read Dracula, actually...
MAKE ME INTO A VAMPIRE, HOLY SHIT.
Hi, yes, I would (pulls out a tommy gun and fills them both with lead) like to be a vampire, oops, I killed you, I guess I have to shove your fangs up my ass or something, oh well.
Bite me. Literally. And turn me into a vampire.
...It... sounds like... it would... um... be... very... very nice...
(Is shivering a lil'...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Wh—... weet, weetweetweetweet, ah— hh...
(Has a LONG SIP of tea)
...Efshe'snaeth'Entety, thenwhee'dshegi'Roggosichabeaten...? Ahthooughtshewistryent'entemedatehim... Blissme, lassie, yerweepulletrellyesabetcocky... Es—esshegunnaedoetagain...?
(this fucking chicken and its priorities...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Eheheheheh. It's pretty great, yeah.
Can Andy come too?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?…
(Nods a little.)
...Ah—... Ahthenkthet—... eh...
…
(Sits down on the counter and picks up her mug of tea, just kinda... staring into it.)
...Ah... dunnaewhitt'tellye, lass, ah—... ahbelieveyean'amencleeinedt'trustye, bit— bit...
...Ahhh... Gengerwildknoowhett'doo... whit... whitwuildshesay, efshewerehere...?
(Getting quiet and troubled-looking...)
...god... GOD
…
(RIPS a fang from Eires' mouth, then one from Sandra's, and stabs herself in the neck with them, using her vampire strength to crush their skulls with a hand.)
...I never... would have um... imagined... that it could happen...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Ice Cave
Spare him... We n-need to learn more about Dr. Gyoniku. (Points her Silk Shit cannon at Ice Nezumi) Alright, Who is he?
Ice Nezumi: Dr. Gyoniku is a fish Reploid who specializes in mice Reploid. You can't win against his minions. The fact that Dr. Wily relies upon some stooges is proof of this!
(Butter is launched at Ice Nezumi, killing him somehow. A note is attached to it)
Note: You have failed us, Ice Nezumi! You've earned this for failing to beat the moth! Signed, Butter Nezumi.
(The duo receives the ability to shoot icicles.)
Edited by josh6243 on Sep 29th 2018 at 10:02:33 AM
-Sandra's smile falters a little, but she otherwise manages to grin and bear past that little invocation of the Lord-
Well, I didn't exactly wish it on myself, but I made the best of it. Turning into bats, going up in a puff of smoke, feasting on blood. It's a real unique life. And I invited Eires to join me.
-Kisses their cheek-
I hope she wants to...
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

"I dunno" Eires said, giving Sandra a sidways glance.
"I've only been doing this about a year."
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