Yeah, I am.
Vigilante's a more neutral term in the world where I'm from.
Because I mean... well, especially in America, you can't call everyone doing that kind of business a superhero.
Though either way, I'm not an official one. I'm not registered, or recognised by her majesty's government.
It's a long story, and only half my fault.
But it's only my fault because of a bullshit reason.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI'm sort of happy with not being registered, because my 'gimmick' kind of relies on people not knowing that I'm a thing.
But since I'm very confident you won't spill the secret, I'll show it to you.
-he just rolls up his sleeve, showing off his INVISIBLE ARM-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postKitchen (Primero) and (Zwei)
-Primero goes to put his hand on her shoulder.-
"I've got some cake if you want some!"
-Annnnnnnd Zwei yanks him away from the girl.-
"Zweeeei! What are you doing?!"
-He wants to cheer the girl up!-
"...Suspicious... Don't trust her..."
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhh?! W-Why not?!"
-Zwei stares that the girl from behind.-
"...Turn around... Slowly... No sudden moves..."
-Zwei is trying to be cautious and Primero has absolutely no idea why.-
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"Ohhhhhhh that's cool. Kinda wish I had that sometimes..."
-As soon as they're close, the girl turns around and oh good lord what is that
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Kitchen (Primero) and (Zwei)
-Well, Zwei was right. Primero clutches Zwei's leg with a death grip.-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
-Zwei is disturbed by this, but is also equally baffled. What the heck even was that?!-
"...We are not going to play your stupid games..."
-It's Queen Boo, isn't it? It has to be.-
-This is the exact same type of thing she pulled...-
Kitchen (Primero) and (Zwei)
-Primero's just crying and crying...-
-Zwei, meanwhile, just has his usual annoyed expression.-
"...This isn't funny..."
-Hearing his brother cry isn't funny... for multiple reasons (Such as the loudness and obnoxiousness of it, for one... and because Zwei actually does care about his brother...).-
"I-I-I JUST WANTED TO SHARE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!"
-THE CRYING IS LOUD.-
-VERY LOUD.-

Kitchen (Primero) and [[evil:(Zwei)
"...Only I could create something as—"
-Annnnnd he stops when he hears the crying.-
-Primero is actually distracted by it as well...-
"D-Do you hear that, Zwei...?"
"...Yes..."
-Sounds like crying...-
"..."
-...Yeah, something's up with this...-
"...Primero, stay close—"
-...Annnnnnd Primero starts getting up and trying to find the source of the crying.-
"They sound sad! Maybe they want cake too!"
-Primero can actually be a nice boy sometimes, but this is a bad time when it's clear that something is messing with them.-
"...Primero, don't..."