Must be nice to have money.
-Taps her chin- I should see how Midna does her... warp thing. Maybe then I can start tapping back into my resources...
-Trudy- Dunno! I just found him laying around. If he delivered 'em and passed out it ain't my problem.
Hmuh...?
-Couch boy slowly stirs awake, looking from Bowser to Von to the opened pizza box to the money sitting on him-
Where am I again...?
-the pizza is. obviously cold by now i forgot to mention-
-bowser's just keeping her own individual slices warm on her breath-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Casually breathes fire over her piece for a hot second-
Built in heater.
-Smug Smirk-
-The completely ordinary dude, however, sits up with a jolt upon seeing it-
Whoa! That— ah!! The pizzas! I—
-Realization hits him and he manages to calm down a little at least-
I am so fired now...
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Von- You just got cruddy microwaves is all.
-Looks to Trudy and adjusts his visor— "Why am I still wearing this?"— takes off his visor, still catching his bearings-
Hey. I'm uh... Well I kinda napped on your couch all of a sudden, I hope no one minds. The door was kinda left open, and I couldn't really find anywhere else to shack up for the night...
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Sighs-
Yeah, well... if what I heard last night is right, I'm probably definitely fired. I guess you can just uh—
-Glances between Von and Trudes-
Help yourself! And not worry about high school labels! I'm— I'm Pete. Peter.
Peter Parker. Nice to meet you all.
You just sayin' that because you're also a geek?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWhy do you think they call it "best served hot?" You're supposed to eat it while it's still fresh.
-Leans over to give Peter an intimidating toothy grin-
Princess Bowser. And you're not getting employment out of me just because you're giving up free pizza.
...Eheheh... Um—
-Looks back to Trudy- If I need employment, what?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-VON is taking a seat as well, chowing down on a few slices-
-However, he threw a few dollars onto the sleeping pizzaboy, not wanting to be a complete dick and steal from him-
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.