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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338951: Sep 23rd 2018 at 2:56:32 PM

Forest

-The Princess is stomping about the outside woods-

No good... utterly no good... No blocks to hit anywhere, nothing I can char grill...

-She leans against a completely ordinary crystal tower in defeat-

Where do I gotta go to get a good meal around here...

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338952: Sep 23rd 2018 at 2:58:50 PM

-Cori is dangling upside down from a tree, her foot stuck in some sort of fiendish snare trap-

-it looks like she's been here for quite some time-

...! Hey! Over here! I'll get you lunch if you get me down from this tree!

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338953: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:02:56 PM

-She snaps to attention immediately, looking around for the source of the voice-

DEAL! Now, where... uh...

-She looks up, extreme disappointment forming on her face upon seeing her-

Ew... you look like that purple guy that wet his pants on me. Do you even make good on your deals?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338954: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:05:54 PM

.......... Oh my god ... Did he seriously — uhggh.

-just looks like disgustedly exasperated-

Whatever he did, I am so, so so so sorry. He's just... absolutely, utterly like that. Can you get me down or not?

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338955: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:10:29 PM

...Bwahaha!! So you know him? And he's just like that?

-Smirks-

Good to know whatever company he keeps thinks he's a wimp too! Yeah, yeah, hold your horses lemme just...

-She starts hocking up like she's gonna spit a loogie, only the moment she spits it's actually a fireball aimed right at the snare-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338956: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:15:22 PM

Yeah, he's my—

-the snare burns through and Cori falls down flat on her face-

-muffled- Thank you!

-the tree is on fire-

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338957: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:16:38 PM

-she does not seem to care-

-She instead goes to pull Cori up to her feet with one hand-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's your wimpy brother or whatever I'm familiar with the concept. So! Lunch??

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338958: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:18:07 PM

-gets herself pulled up-

Yes! Lunch!

... -sniffs and looks over her shoulder at the fire-

-it has spread to another tree-

...Ahem! Not my fault! Let's get going.

-starts off towards the room-

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338959: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:22:34 PM

That's the right attitude to have!

-Tromps after her, leaving the impending forest fire behind-

What's your name? I'm Princess Bowser, of the Koopa Kingdom.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338960: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:28:51 PM

Oh! Royalty, huh? I'm Princess Cori I von Magistralis, of —

-pauses, thinking-

I guess it'd just be 'the entire planet Earth'?

-picks up the pace, walking past some weird sign-

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338961: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:32:51 PM

Wh— A whole planet!?

...I mean— hah- hahaha! Pshh, planets are small beans. My kingdom expands beyond just one!

I'm just cut off from all of its resources right now is all.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338962: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:34:07 PM

Heh heh! Yeah. Do you have a cool throne room here yet?

-arrives at the room, heading inside and leaving the door open for Bowser as she goes to the kitchen-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1338963: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:35:17 PM

-Autonoe sits in the kitchen, looking at a picture of Bambi she managed to find-

-Just stares at it, as if trying to manifest it infront of her-

-Her eyes bulge with intensity-


-The stars shine through the sky despite the light, the water churns and turns, lashing cliffsides with great ferocity-

-It pulls, and they answer-

Edited by eldritchseer on Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:37:33 AM

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338964: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:40:14 PM

Kitchen

-Swiftly leaving behind the very concept of a forest fire, she's quick to have a seat at the table-

-sweat-

Y-Yeah! Duh.

...You can't see it, though! It's not grand enough yet. I still gotta do some decorating, hire some foremen...

-As her gaze looks to the side she catches Autonoe staring at the picture-

-"wtf," says the look on her face-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338965: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:41:47 PM

Nice, nice...— oh, hey, Autonoe.

-walks past her, opening the fridge-

I didn't find the ring yet by the way.

-gets some tofu and vegetables out-

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1338966: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:45:27 PM

Why now do you talk so loudly and rudely, can thou not see that I am in the midst of a great commencement- I must have delivered unto me the Bambi PS 2 posthaste and I try now to reach across the Aether and hereforth take it! For it is in the grasp of another, that one known as Cori Magistralis, who is central to this entire episode in which I have found myself so entwined! Failure not to find this Bambi will result in our great dooms, so I, Autonoe, should hope you... I have not conducted the introdution ritual.

-Extends her hand to Bowser-

I am Autonoe. I find this meeting adequate. I look for the thing known as Bambi PS 2. I find your physical form acceptable, and-

-Looks at Cori-

You! YOU! Do not move hence, for I require but a moment of time- simply to ask as to the status of Bambi PS 2 and its existence in your posession!

-Keeps the hand extended despite looking away-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338967: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:48:19 PM

...charmed.

-Gives her a pinch on the fingers and a weak, uncommitted handshake-

-She looks over at what Cori's getting out, though, and holds her hand out-

UP-BUP-BUP

I got an allergy to greens and mush, if you don't mind!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338968: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:55:46 PM

-stops to think as she dumps the Vegan Option into a skillet- Hm... I think I might've given it to someone, I dunno.

-scoffs slightly at Bowser- What do you want then? I can make you a PB&J or something.

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1338969: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:58:58 PM

Scrap Yard

(Yanmark is busy gathering scrap with the help of her drones.)

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1338970: Sep 23rd 2018 at 3:59:22 PM

-Groans, deeply, despairing-

-Drops her head into the picture of Bambi-

Please, in your mind, reach back to that antique time of ignorance and describe the one whom you provided with the Bambi. I beg of thee, do this, or I shall be forced to stare at this vile image for longer in an attempt to regain the prize.

-Looks up at Bows-er-

Have you an allergy to the human-Quarian folk medicine, the Ice-ed Cryme of Benenjerrei? Such a thing serves my nerves and constitution well, perhaps it may serve you the same.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338971: Sep 23rd 2018 at 4:03:27 PM

-Cori- Something thicker! Literally meatier! You think I maintain my gorgeous physique on green leafs and bean jelly?

-Autonoe- Ice... Ice-ed cryme of... No, I don't want ice cream! I gotta get meat in my system!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338972: Sep 23rd 2018 at 4:04:59 PM

I guess I can toss some eggs in here, if you really want...

-thinks really really hard-

...Ugh. Maybe I just lost it. I left it right on my cabinet, and when I got back it wasn't there.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1338973: Sep 23rd 2018 at 4:07:32 PM

You have the gall to reject the methods of Benenjerrei in favour of such... eugh, carnality as that in flesh? What a loathsome thesis, a base, primitive notion! I have seen your so-called meat, and it has sickened me to my depths. Your 'meat' is a putrescent, congealing mass not fit to burn with!

-Scowls, looking at Cori-

A thief! A thief has taken from you this thing... damn them, curse them, ruin them! Oh, I do wish that when the Four should come as one, their ruin shall be the most dire! With all the fires of hell, invisible fiends who have stolen from the one whose bounty I have revoked, I curse thee!

-Clears her throat-

... Very well. Thank you for the attempt at aid. I shall re-commence my visualization of the Bambi.

Edited by eldritchseer on Sep 23rd 2018 at 4:10:29 AM

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338974: Sep 23rd 2018 at 4:10:49 PM

-Cori- ........ -grumble grumble- Fine...

-Her "wtf" face gets even more confused as Autonoe goes on and on and on—

You wanna dial it back miss smarty pants?? Talking smart don't make you look smart you know.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1338975: Sep 23rd 2018 at 4:15:27 PM

I, uh, really don't think staring at that really hard is going to make it appear. Why do you want the Bambi game anyways, it's useless to you.

-cracks an egg or two into the pan-

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