Watch this...
(WHISTLES VERY LOUDLY)
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...hold on...
(...man, this isn't seeming like such a lifehack...)
...Copying...? Uh...
(gotta TRY IT OUT, JIL... Gives it a go, even tho she's a bit confused.)
...Oo-ookey— Wheetamaimentlet'snaegetviolent!
(Flustered bit of flapping.)
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Well yeah, everyone can, but—
...Your... POPCORN, miss...
(Oh look, someone's bringing a bunch of popco—AAAAA OH GOD
◊ what is that where did it come from where are its legs)
Yeah! Right over here, and a refill on the 'rita too.
...Sooaye, theeres—, ehhh... ah'm... ah'mloosenmahtreen'othoought...
(Preens herself nervously, tryna calm down by entering more data on her Compy)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Basement
Narrator: You got Silk Shot! (a hologram demonstrating how to use Silk Shot plays for Jillian on her Mega Buster.)
E-excellent. The Silk S-shot can help out w-when there's lots of garbage lying a-around. Try using t-this in junkyards or p-places with plenty of debris.
Main Room
(copies her) Am...am I d-doing this right? (spots the lizard) {Another alien?! Why is this place so scary!?}
Edited by josh6243 on Sep 22nd 2018 at 8:16:13 AM
-He shows her a funky looking wrist gizmo, made out of a hundred different parts and pokey things
It uses macroscosmic zaptasms to instigate tremendacious participle excitement that allows me to warp from one place to another, no matter how hypothetical its existence.
Edited by SR3NORMANDY on Sep 23rd 2018 at 1:12:25 AM
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...Oh wow. So— So okay, I can just... silk something up, now?
...Uh... Yeah! Maybe more of it will make him get here faster. C'mon, buddy, YOU CAN DO IT...!
h,h,h...!
(SLOOOOOOW SLITHERING... But finally, he gets there, and he sets a massive bowl of popcorn between the gals on the couch, pouring some butter over it.)
(Grins and shoves some popcorn into her maw... full of strangely needley teeth
◊ despite her human-looking lips...)
Yeah, just let him know if you need a snack or a refill or something and he'll just like... do it. It's really handy.
...Oooooohaebonny...
(PEERS HUNGRILY AT THE COOL DEVICE...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I told you! It uses macroscosmic zaptasms to instigate tremendacious participle excitement! It makes the atoms wiggle.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?pwoooooughhhh...
(Has been reduced to making insipid noises at this beautiful machine, eyes as big as saucers.)
...I, do...! And, of course...!
(Takes Midna's glass and The Freaky Other Gal's too, nodding to Marcia and SLLLLLIIIIIITHERING back for the kitchen.)
...Yeah, he might be a while, but duuu-huude! I dunno what he gets out of it, but I'm not complainin'.
...Right.
(SSSSSSILKSHOT...! Getting used to the Buster and its recoil.)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 22nd 2018 at 10:29:03 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

"A life-what?"
"Sure, I'm in."