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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338751: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:49:46 PM

   "I wear 'half an outfit' because I can rock that look. Meanwhile, that collar looks like it belongs on a dog. Were you going to the kitchen for a treat, then?"   

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338752: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:52:26 PM

"Oh!"

She stiffened up, brushing it back into place.

-that's one hell of a scar on her scalp. Poor lady's obviously trying to bring attention away from it with the way she fixes her hair-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338753: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:53:28 PM

   (Smiles and grabs two bowls with two of his four arms, using a third one to ladle in...... SOME STEW.)   

   ........pulpo a, la gallega... Traditional, Catalan dish, with, octopus, white wine, saffron and........ potatoes............. e,n,j,o,y, Lyne and, other honored, guest.   

   (just fuckin... hands them the bowls, smiling bigly.)   


LUIK'ERE, LASS!

(AAAA SHE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE ANDY SHE'S HANDING YOU A FOLDER OF PAPERS WHAT)

Mahrepairt!


Yeah, if I could grow stuff outta my scalp, if we're bein' real and stuff... I'd want it to be like— OOH ouch, what happened there? Did a cat get ya...?

(Winces sympathetically.)

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 21st 2018 at 12:55:56 PM

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1338754: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:53:42 PM

Oh it's my best idea yet! Guaranteed, total destruction without side-effects. No space time flux, no radiation, just total erasure.

-Notices Mac's stack of papers-

What's all this?

Edited by SR3NORMANDY on Sep 22nd 2018 at 3:54:05 AM

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338755: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:54:18 PM

-Mac, if she heard you, she didn't react-

"Th-that's...great...and how long till, uh...that's ready...?"

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1338756: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:56:28 PM

I could have it ready in an hour, if I took time off from my investovations underground. Otherwise, it could be days or weeks!

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338757: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:58:17 PM

"...Y'know, that underground thing d-does sound pressing, though...I-I mean, you said it had to do with the universe or something. The Entity's near this planet, b-but...what if you find something worse down there...right?"

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338758: Sep 21st 2018 at 10:59:13 PM

     

   (Jilian, though not the best at Social Thing, can kinda tell something's up, so...)   

   ...Uh... What you're doing right now is pretty important, though. So— so yeah, if it's—... You should keep it up, please... I've— I sort of live for this issue, after all.   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338759: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:00:46 PM

Oh, I'm sure you're well and familiar with what makes women like dogs. Your attitude does a good job selling it!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1338760: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:01:42 PM

...Thaaaaaanks?

-Just... takes a quick taste of it-

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338761: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:03:09 PM

   "I'd rather act like a dog than look like an iguana's sloppy seconds."   

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338762: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:06:00 PM

   (..........gosh that's nice. Just a very pleasing, warm, hearty Southern European stew, the octopus boiled tender and the potatoes just the right texture and MMMM... man that saffron. Just a shame there's no crusty on the outside, fluffy on the inside bread to go with...)   

   ...No, thanks, required meals, are... a necessity, and I, am here to... meet such needs...   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338763: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:06:04 PM

"This? I- It's old."

She looked away, dodging the question.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338764: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:06:34 PM

-Lyne offers a kind smile that doesn't seem all that alien from his usual scowl-

Thank you kindly.

-The rabbit sits himself down and begins eating, letting the meal distract him from his surroundings-

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338765: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:07:15 PM

.....

-She just goes straight for the smack-

Oops! Thought I saw a fly land on your face. Sorry, just wanted to be considerate.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338766: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:08:29 PM

-SMACK-

-She just...glares for a second before smirking-

   "Why, thank you for being so thoughtful. Oh look, it's on you now."   

-A giant stone hand swings for Bowser from her left-

Edited by Randomman5 on Sep 21st 2018 at 2:10:46 PM

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338767: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:09:56 PM

...Ohhhh, gotcha. Something kinda... yeah. It'll go away sometime, y'know? Then you won't have to think about the nasty thing that caused it.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338768: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:11:51 PM

Gwuh—

-SMACK-

-The impact throws her right against a wall!-

Nngh... Oh... Thanks... Give me a second, I need to catch my BREATH.

-She peels off it, spewing hot fire breath straight at Midna now-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338769: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:15:18 PM

-Oh hey she vanished-

-And...she's...behind you-

   "Nothing personal kid, but your puns suck. Anyways, I've got some royal court thing I've gotta be at in a few, but we'll settle this later. Work on your aim. See you later!"   

-She's gone, but not before impaling a bow on one of Bowser's horns-

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1338770: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:15:24 PM

Oh, hey... this is actually pretty good! -he's startin' to scarf it down now, oh dear-

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1338771: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:15:40 PM

Agreed! The universe takes priority. The Entity, as vile as it is, isn't the greater danger for now.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1338772: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:17:07 PM

BWUH—

-VOICE. BEHIND-

-She throws a solid punch right behind her, not realizing Midna's already disappeared-

...Nn... Gh... GRRRRRRRRRRRR...

-she just punches right through the wall again in frustration—

ON THE ENEMY LIST SHE GOES!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1338773: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:18:39 PM

"What if it can hear you and you just hurt its feelings."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338774: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:19:41 PM

Your Highness, are you quite done?

-Lyne glances at Bowser from the kitchen table-

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338775: Sep 21st 2018 at 11:20:30 PM

   ...G,O,O,D...! There, is, plenty more, where that, came from... Now, if you, fine gentlemen will, excuse, me... my, sister... needed a... matcha... Would, you, care for, some, matcha...?   

   (SLOOOOW SLITHER towards wherever the blender is kept.)   


   Yep. Yes, let's just get the bud nipped in the... uh... yeah.   

...Thit'swhitth'repairtesaboot, aye? Inpairt, annaewee.

(Nudges Andy a bit.)

Heincewhee... yeshildluikatet!

(GRIN)

   (uneasy concerned look to andy...)   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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