Main Room
-She gives the room a good scan, looking to see if there's a kitchen anywhere in immediate sight-
-Midna- Knocking's for chumps that can't use their authority right.
-Stops-
-Faces BB and gives her a solid flick to the forehead-
I am the princess of the Koopa Kingdom, brat. Try and get it wrong and it's all five fingers next time.
-Then looks to Von with a huff- WHAT
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanG'awww, shucks! You're gonna make my head all big, Celeste.
...though i'unno, uh... Is it already big? Hard to average my head size since, uh... y'know, kind of an-inbetween things sorta thing. Not a lotta other Deznixes to make up a sample size... I'm the only one, actually!
(There is a kitchen, Bowser! And someone's... or... uh... someTHING
◊ is cooking a big pot of... something. And it smells good... the cooking, I mean, the cook is hideous and seemingly unscented.)
Main Room
-Midna- Hm...! I'm just surrounded by fellow royalty, aren't I? Princess Bowser. I'm entitled to my own fashion sense. What's your excuse, Beehive Hair?
-Von- ...Hmph... Fine. Don't expect to cash in on it soon, I'm just as stranded as most everyone. ...But I guess I—
-Her nose catches what's smelling, finally, and she turns in the direction of the kitchen... only to find something utterly repulsive in there-
-Turns back to Von- I'll give you two IOUs if you drive whatever's in there OUT.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Midna- Cheap costu— my horns and shell are all real! You lookin' to go!? Because the last person I tried to school wimped out and ran with his actual tail between his legs!
-Gives BB a glare, but decides executing a bitch fight is more appropriate with someone less airheaded-
-Tromps up to Midna-
Edited by Rivux on Sep 21st 2018 at 10:47:11 AM
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Hm. I'unno, I won't lose sleep over it. Even if it is big, maybe that just makes me a trend-setter.
(GULP MORE BERRIES...)
...Oh, by the way? Love the hairdo.
…??
(SLOOOOOOWLY turns his freaky lizard-head around, those weird, mammalian ears inclining to the sound of Von's voice.)
.......AH, were you, perhaps....... drawn here, by the, scent of my... cooking? I, believe it, may now, be, ready, h,h,h,h,e,h,e,h,h...!
(Sharp-toothed smile.)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 21st 2018 at 12:43:14 PM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh, well after the aborted attempt to fire off that gravitron singularity and hyper-compress the cloud into a harmless dead dot, I've been working on a way to use the Gigawarp Engine to do the exact opposite on a macroscosmic scale.
But I've been a little sidetracked in a subterranean survey of this strange landscape to determine whether something is damaging the fabric of its universe.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

So if anyone asks you, kiddo, you just tell 'em, "My name's Celeste". And then maybe also mention me, who named you. I'unno, though, up to you!
...Huh... Okay...
(this poor awkward lizard, she is FLAILING SOCIALLY, send help...)
...Yeah, you should... You should show her your, uh... ground-thing, and what it just did.
(something does smell good, and it emanates from with the building...)
(AND... some sort of hideous blubslug
◊ is lovingly stirring a pot, seemingly oblivious to Bowser's grand entrance.)
...simply... d,e,l,i,c,i,o,u,s...!
(Puts a pinch of saffron in...!)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 21st 2018 at 12:17:28 PM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019