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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338376: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:14:04 PM

-to BB-

Ahhh, right.

How foolish of me to assume you pack toy weaponry.

-to the goat-

Either way, I already made my tea.

-he pours some milk into his mug, before stirring and removing the teabag from the mug-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338377: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:17:10 PM

-this is just to see if i can conjure the next page into existence-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1338378: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:21:50 PM

"-just giggles like the dumbass she is-"

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338379: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:22:17 PM

I apologize for not preparing some beforehand, then. I wasn’t aware anyone here would actually enjoy tea.

The last time I made some here another patron insisted that I should “relax for one time in your life”

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338380: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:23:10 PM

-to the Goat-

I don't need a butler, so don't worry about it.

-to BB-

What are you laughing at?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338382: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:32:02 PM

...

-Goat’s ears droop as he sips his tea-

Well, you might not need a butler, but this house surely does. There was a layer of dust on all the walls and floors, dirty laundry left littered in the upstairs hallway. I think I even came across a body or two.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338383: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:35:37 PM

-to the goat-

Well, good luck. You'll probably end up being one of the bodies, just from age.

-to BB-

That must explain a few things.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338385: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:39:38 PM

Excuse my objection, but I will not die of old age.

Furniture doesn’t work that way.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338386: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:41:02 PM

-to the goat-

Wood rots. Case closed.

-to BB-

Well, I'm married and I have a son.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338387: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:47:42 PM

I am-

... Just because I am Furniture does not mean I am made out of wood.

I am simply most at peace when I am tending to the needs of others.

Deer
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1338388: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:51:12 PM

"... cool! So you're an old dude!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338389: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:53:59 PM

-to BB-

... I wouldn't have called being 29 old.

So thanks for that.

-to the goat-

What a depressing worldview.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1338390: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:57:08 PM

"... Are you a mummy or a mutant?"

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338391: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:57:39 PM

...

It's not depressing to me.

I'm truly happy living this way. This was the purpose I was created for anyways.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338392: Sep 20th 2018 at 4:59:08 PM

-to the goat-

You probably won't understand why it seems so bleak to me, then.

-to BB-

Neither.

I just have chemical burns.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1338393: Sep 20th 2018 at 5:00:36 PM

Grant me power! Divine Spirit!

-OH SHIT BRIGHT LIGHT!-

Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Sep 20th 2018 at 5:00:16 AM

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1338395: Sep 20th 2018 at 5:05:50 PM

Outside (Cardcaptor Aichi)

-The pegasus stops, blinded by the light, while the knight covers his eyes with his free arm.-

-Aichi also covers his eyes.-

"W-What...?!"

-That's... some kind of magic...?!-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338396: Sep 20th 2018 at 5:06:52 PM

Bleak?

Well, I guess a non-magical being would not be able to find the magic or joy in helping others smile.

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1338397: Sep 20th 2018 at 5:07:29 PM

-to BB- That's not what a mutant is.

A mutant implies that my genes have been tampered with.

Do you call the guy who walked out of the ring of fire with a nice charcoal tan a mutant?

No, because that's goddamn insensitive to a burn victim.

-to the goat-

You couldn't be further off the mark on why I find it bleak.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338399: Sep 20th 2018 at 5:12:03 PM

Hmph, I don't wish to figure it out anyways.

-Goat grips onto the sleeve of his fancy custom-made suit-

No one's going to change who I am. Even if they ask politely.

Deer
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1338400: Sep 20th 2018 at 5:13:23 PM

-suddenly, ruby had a change of wardrobe and oh lord she did a spin-

Yup! Need assistance?

Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Sep 20th 2018 at 5:13:14 AM

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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