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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#1338301: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:15:03 PM

Hrf...

(Pushes her glasses back down and squints into the bright, soulless artificial sun that is the computer screen, nodding a bit and typing a bit more before looking back to Eires.)

...Seems t' be deivoid o' anetheng saich... Thank ye fer' nae tamperin', in thet case.

(Seems like... super fucking groggy. About as hot of a mess as a chicken can get short of being stuffed and oven-roasted.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338302: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:15:25 PM

-The goat fellow in the kitchen is carefully arranging vegetable slices into a salad bowl-

-After prepping his food, he takes a fork and nibbles on the lettuce leaves like, well, a goat-

-While enjoying his meal, the goat makes sure his broom finishes up sweeping the kitchen in a neat and orderly fashion-

Deer
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338303: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:16:44 PM

"Been, uh, keeping yourself busy there, then." They said, matter-of-factly.

"Better than a lot of us can say."

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1338304: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:19:22 PM

Kitchen

(@Goat Butler) You, um, weren't. I w-was making this for a f-friend of mine. (holds up her vegan sundae with pride.)

(@Mac) (glances into Main Room) It's, um, a snack f-for you. You, um, were sleepy, so you n-needed a boost, right?

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338305: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:21:14 PM

...Aye! Th' caul 'o science ne'er sleips... soo thoose o' us whoo enderteik reseirch on thes sckeele hae' t' goo a bet wi'oot mich rest simeteims...

(Tappity tap, looking back and forth between her messy stack of papers and the screen... Then peers up at Yuki.)

...Ah! Thank ye', lass... Bliss yer 'eart, thet's kaindly o' ye...

(Takes it, sets it in her lap and... pecks at it a bunch, tilting her little chicken head up to swallow.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1338306: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:22:44 PM

Kitchen

(It tastes so good. Somehow, Yuki-Onna managed to flash-freeze the fruit and cream, so they retain their freshness.)

T-thank you! (smiles)

Edited by josh6243 on Sep 19th 2018 at 6:41:36 AM

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338307: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:25:59 PM

"I wondered who had put out those forms."

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338308: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:45:44 PM

Ach, noo, et's me whoo shild be thankin' ye, lass. Thes's deleicious...

(Peck peck, gulp gulp, type type...)

...Ah, so ye're one o' mah respaindents, aren't ye?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1338309: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:48:45 PM

Kitchen

You're, um, welcome... I a-also filled out t-that form. I was t-the one who, um, wrote my age was 16 and, um, something e-else.

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338310: Sep 19th 2018 at 6:50:52 PM

"Yeah. The entire chicken thing makes a lot more sense...probably fair to disregard my comment on the matter."

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338311: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:00:40 PM

Ah, thank goodness. It’s not very gentlemanly if I stole someone else’s position.

-The goat lets out a sigh-

Nevertheless, you accomplished your task impeccably. Well done, madame.

Deer
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1338312: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:04:12 PM

Kitchen

T-thank you. I, uh, wish I w-were as good as you w-when it comes to m-making salads.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338313: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:12:32 PM

Do not worry. I was created to serve others.

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338314: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:14:59 PM

(Nods slowly at Yuki.) Good... Any data es welcaim an' aww...

(Grins a bit at Eires, tho very tiredly.)

Ah s'poose et's the ferst taime ye've ever had a checken reiquesition data from ye, aye?


   (Some kind of legless reptilian abomination slithers through the forest, sniffing at the ground with its long snout.)   

   ...H,m,m,m...   

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 19th 2018 at 9:14:21 AM

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338315: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:20:53 PM

"Among other things." They replied dryly.


-Out in the woods, a figure walked along a path, headed in the direction of the house-

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338316: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:33:34 PM

Ah thenk... es unfairtunate as et may be fer' mah lasses beck at th' coop... perhaips et's fer' th' better that ah've coome an' am gettin' tae proveide a defferent perspeictive an' aww, es weell es takin' ither perspeictives into accoount...

(TYPITY TYPE, entering data into a piechart.)


   …?   

   (Peers his horrific head full of long, sharp teeth up at this figure, waving to them with one set of arms.)   

   ...Good, evening to, you...! May I, provide some... assistance in, navigating, back to, the building...?   

Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Sep 19th 2018 at 9:32:56 AM

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338317: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:33:51 PM

-Out in the forest, a giant white bat in frilly clothing is resting under a tree-

Deer
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338318: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:38:42 PM

"I- yeah, sure." Eires said.


"I-!" She jumped, surprised.

"I think I'm supposed to be somewhere, not here."

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338319: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:49:38 PM

...Ah s'poose ye doon't feel th' same aboot thes pleece, poully?


   ...A,h,h,h... Then, perhaps I, can... help, you with, locating, the, intended, destination...?   

   (Looking this gal over curiously, tho his eyes are almost useless in this awful dark. Hideous as all get out, but he's not doing anything scary or dangerous just yet...? Aside from those weird inflections.)   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1338320: Sep 19th 2018 at 7:54:32 PM

Kitchen

(@Mac) I'm g-glad I d-did... (pause) You know, I'm surprised t-this place has plenty of r-robots.

(@Goat Butler) Someone m-made you?

Edited by josh6243 on Sep 19th 2018 at 8:00:42 AM

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338321: Sep 19th 2018 at 8:00:00 PM

"This place is, uh, it's fine. Could be a lot worse."


"Well, I- I don't know where it is, is the thing. I'd know it the second I saw it but it's nowhere around here."

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1338322: Sep 19th 2018 at 8:10:39 PM

Yes. My old master.

... They vanished years ago...

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338323: Sep 19th 2018 at 8:11:22 PM

...Then, ah'm curioous, whit wis yer objeiction, ef there wis one en th' fairst pleece...?


   ...I, see...   

   (Puts one of four hands to his terrifying chin, pensive.)   

   ...For, the time, being, while we, discern how to... locate this, destination... It is, safer inside of, the building ahead...   

   (Sniffs the gal from his distance, not getting up in her grill or anything.)   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1338324: Sep 19th 2018 at 8:24:29 PM

"...A few things. I don't really want to get into it." They replied cautiously.


"If you were willing to allow me rest, please."

She was plain in appearance, disheveled and a bit dirty by the looks of it. She smells like earth.

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1338325: Sep 19th 2018 at 8:39:42 PM

Aye, thet's feire...

(Pecks down the last of her sundae, double-checking the information on the paper before entering YET MORE DATA into the doc.)

...En enney case, poully, thank ye fer' fellen' oot th' servey... Et's—... et's frenkly staggeren' hoo mich ah'm lernen' frim thes.


     

   (Nods, looking contemplative in a way that's hard to read.)   

   ...If, you would, like, I could... ferry you, to this, location on, my back...   

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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