I couldn't sign up using the sign-up sheet so I'm signing up here.
Name: Mortimer Goth
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Appearance: Black hair, mustache,purple jacket with gold collar, black scarf
Personality: Bookworm, Outgoing, Creative, Quick Learner
Abilities: None
Password: anomalocaris
Edited by TopCulture on Sep 19th 2018 at 6:56:25 AM
@topculture: hey there, mate, glad you could drop by. our updated sign up thread is over here.
i'll let you know that i'd like to see more detail about his personality but drop your revised sheet in that thread and i'll be with you as soon as i can. thanks!
(Mac Chicken Run sits in a half-upright slump on the couch, snoring in an odd, beaky sort of way with a rather dated Macintosh laptop that must weigh at least as much as she does, if not more, by her side.)
(In addition to her usual tartan scarf, she now also sports a chicken-sized tam o'shanter
atop her head and what appears to be a hastily stitched together lab coat (again, chicken-sized) fashioned from rags and curtain bits.)
(If one was to look at the laptop's screen... Huh, she's using Google Docs!
)
ZZZZZ... zzzz... zzzzzzzzz... bwaaaark... zzzz...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...BWRK—! Wh—...
(Starts awake, her hat almost falling off from the sudden jerk of movement. Pushes up her glasses to rub her eyes.)
...Ach, bliss me, hoo long wis ah oot...?
(Peers to Yuki-Onna and the goat fellow in the kitchen... then slowly to Eires.)
…! Faikens, th' data... Noobidy's tampered wi' et, aye...?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

More like a trespasser. And I saw a whole bunch of people who I doubt work here.
Plus, do I look old enough to hold a office job?
Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Sep 18th 2018 at 8:47:18 AM
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!